neroshan
12-13-2006, 11:00 PM
*9 Things I Hate*
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
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2.* People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
*
3.* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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4.* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
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5.* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid R12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
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6.* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
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7.* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
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8.* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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9.* When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
*
2.* People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
*
3.* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
*
4.* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
*
5.* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid R12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*
6.* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
*
7.* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
*
8.* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
*
9.* When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?