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yksunlk
11-24-2008, 08:51 PM
Laws of Love {1} Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


{2} First law of Love:
" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external
agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of
the boy. "

{3} Second law of Love:
" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction
of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "


{4} Third law of Love:
" The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while slapping"