neroshan
12-29-2006, 10:05 AM
THEOREM ON SALARY
Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :
postulate 1 :
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
postulate 2 :
Time is Money (Time = Money)
postulate 3 :
(as every Physics student knows),
Power = Work / Time
It therefore follows that,
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get,
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus,
as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done
CONCLUSION :
The Less you Know, the More Money you make!! ;-)
Dilbert's theorem on salary state's that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates :
postulate 1 :
Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
postulate 2 :
Time is Money (Time = Money)
postulate 3 :
(as every Physics student knows),
Power = Work / Time
It therefore follows that,
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get,
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus,
as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done
CONCLUSION :
The Less you Know, the More Money you make!! ;-)