fazaal24
01-30-2007, 03:43 PM
26 -Jan -07
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY EVERYONE,
How good is it to be Australian...
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub
For a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or
A Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV.
Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house
Faster than an ambulance.
Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all
the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
On the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of
a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue
142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts
58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth and
finally.........
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into
the toilet;);););););):lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::rolley es::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolley es::rolleyes:
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY EVERYONE,
How good is it to be Australian...
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub
For a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or
A Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV.
Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house
Faster than an ambulance.
Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all
the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
On the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of
a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue
142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts
58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth and
finally.........
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into
the toilet;);););););):lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::rolley es::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolley es::rolleyes: