fazaal24
02-01-2007, 02:20 PM
WHITE WOMEN
>>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight
>>Second date: You get to touch all over and make out a bit
>>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position
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>>IRISH WOMEN:
>>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>First Date: You take her to the theatre and an expensive restaurant
>>with a chaperone.
>>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mum makes spaghetti &
>>meatballs. You also meet the grandparents because they live there.
>>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
>>3-carat ring.
>>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and she's about
>>20 kilo's fatter.
>>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>JEWISH WOMEN:
>>First Date: You get terrific head.
>>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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>>CHINESE WOMEN:
>>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
>>happens
>>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
>>happens again.
>>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>>realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>INDIAN WOMEN:
>>First date: Meet the parents.
>>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>Third date: Wedding night where you will actually meet the bride!
>>
>>BLACK WOMEN:
>>First Date: You get to buy dinner.
>>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends dinner.
>>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>Fifth Date: She's pregnant usually by her EX.
>>
>>GREEK WOMEN:
>>First Date: Only if you're GREEK!
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>>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
>>and have sex in the back of her car.
>>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>>sister, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>>grandma, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids
>>move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
>>your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
>>Tijuana strip.
>>
>>ARAB WOMEN:
>>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,Aunts,
>>Uncles,Friends and entire Arab community finds out
>>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>>No third date.
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>>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight
>>Second date: You get to touch all over and make out a bit
>>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position
>>
>>IRISH WOMEN:
>>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>First Date: You take her to the theatre and an expensive restaurant
>>with a chaperone.
>>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mum makes spaghetti &
>>meatballs. You also meet the grandparents because they live there.
>>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
>>3-carat ring.
>>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and she's about
>>20 kilo's fatter.
>>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>JEWISH WOMEN:
>>First Date: You get terrific head.
>>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>>
>>CHINESE WOMEN:
>>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
>>happens
>>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
>>happens again.
>>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>>realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>INDIAN WOMEN:
>>First date: Meet the parents.
>>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>Third date: Wedding night where you will actually meet the bride!
>>
>>BLACK WOMEN:
>>First Date: You get to buy dinner.
>>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends dinner.
>>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>Fifth Date: She's pregnant usually by her EX.
>>
>>GREEK WOMEN:
>>First Date: Only if you're GREEK!
>>
>>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
>>and have sex in the back of her car.
>>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>>sister, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>>grandma, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids
>>move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in
>>your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
>>Tijuana strip.
>>
>>ARAB WOMEN:
>>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,Aunts,
>>Uncles,Friends and entire Arab community finds out
>>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>>No third date.
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