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Novindu
02-24-2007, 07:57 AM
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home


The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!


Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME
Feelin Sad? CALL ME
Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME
Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!


I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z


I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE

Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat


Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!


Sweet Things are to buy.
Sweet words are easy to say.
But Sweet people like you are very difficult to find.
May yourwhole life be as sweet you!


Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP dont have an Expiry date....


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

tckrockz
02-24-2007, 08:02 AM
i ws seaching 4 funny sms thanxx man

Novindu
02-24-2007, 08:10 AM
i ws seaching 4 funny sms thanxx man
hehe den chk deese;)
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/search.php?searchid=59647&pp=25&page=16
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=826
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=918
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=805
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/search.php?searchid=59647&pp=25&page=4

tckrockz
02-24-2007, 08:13 AM
hehe den chk deese;)
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/search.php?searchid=59647&pp=25&page=16
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=826
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=918
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=805
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/search.php?searchid=59647&pp=25&page=4
thanxx macho

Nash'
02-24-2007, 08:14 AM
mage ammooo!! ape noviya sms factory ekakada koheda!!! wow!!!!!
factory ekakda ahh?????

Novindu
02-24-2007, 08:15 AM
thanxx macho
NP machan;);)

Novindu
02-24-2007, 08:16 AM
mage ammooo!! ape noviya sms factory ekakada koheda!!! wow!!!!!
factory ekakda ahh?????
hehe ekale dapuwa bun....dana eka nawaththuwa kattiyage interest eka adu wechcha nisa;)

Tissaka
02-24-2007, 08:17 AM
haha ela ela .thanks machan ;)

Novindu
02-24-2007, 08:20 AM
haha ela ela .thanks machan ;)
thawa onenang kiyanna;););) ur wc:D:D

Tissaka
02-24-2007, 08:21 AM
thawa onenang kiyanna;););) ur wc:D:D
ane thiyanawanam diyan ko.. math me hoya hoya hitiye ;):D

Novindu
02-24-2007, 08:32 AM
ane thiyanawanam diyan ko.. math me hoya hoya hitiye ;):D
ara deepu lins wala ewath madidA???

dpg
02-24-2007, 08:55 AM
Gr8 work machan :)

shaggy
02-24-2007, 08:57 AM
http://www.sweetim.com/simiebar/content/emoticons/00020110.gif Thanks macho ;)

Novindu
02-24-2007, 09:20 AM
Gr8 work machan :)
thx m8:D:D

Novindu
02-24-2007, 09:20 AM
http://www.sweetim.com/simiebar/content/emoticons/00020110.gif Thanks macho ;)
anytime machan:lol;);););)

geethq
02-24-2007, 09:21 AM
Okkoma ela(prashnekata thiyenne owa balanna welawak nane-mee cafee ekak)

Novindu
02-24-2007, 09:25 AM
Okkoma ela(prashnekata thiyenne owa balanna welawak nane-mee cafee ekak)
appa ekath ehemada...2 bad den:(:(

shanX
02-24-2007, 09:27 AM
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything
Wts ESP and PMS ?? :confused:

Novindu
02-24-2007, 09:34 AM
Wts ESP and PMS ?? :confused:
dat i dunno machan;)

geethq
02-24-2007, 09:38 AM
Wts ESP and PMS ?? :confused:
a BITCH??

Novindu
02-24-2007, 09:46 AM
a BITCH??
what??????

shanX
02-24-2007, 09:50 AM
dat i dunno machan;)
:lol: :lol: Oyaama danne nedda?? :D

Novindu
02-24-2007, 09:59 AM
:lol: :lol: Oyaama danne nedda?? :D
aththatama danna bun;);)

shanX
02-24-2007, 10:01 AM
aththatama danna bun;);)
K :D :D ;)

Novindu
02-24-2007, 10:06 AM
K :D :D ;)
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

shaggy
02-24-2007, 10:14 AM
anytime machan:lol;);););)

anytime epa Pandara 12n passe mama nidi Lolzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

maddudill
02-24-2007, 10:16 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Novindu
02-24-2007, 10:22 AM
anytime epa Pandara 12n passe mama nidi Lolzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
boru kiyanna epa yako eyeth 1 wenakan aharalane:lol:

shaggy
02-24-2007, 10:48 AM
boru kiyanna epa yako eyeth 1 wenakan aharalane:lol:

iye ithin ape kattiya set welane ;)

Novindu
02-24-2007, 12:08 PM
iye ithin ape kattiya set welane ;)
hehe:lol::lol::lol:

fazaal24
02-24-2007, 12:12 PM
hehe...good lovian post...ela machoo

Novindu
02-24-2007, 12:16 PM
hehe...good lovian post...ela machoo
thx but what ya mean by lovian?