azaamDAsquad
05-18-2006, 07:18 PM
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise.
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I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company, three's the result !
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
-------------------
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
------------------
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise.
-------------------
I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
-------------------
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
-------------------
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
-------------------
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
---------------------
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
----------------------
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
----------------------
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
----------------------
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
-------------------
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
--------------------
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
--------------------
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
--------------------
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
--------------------
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
--------------------
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
--------------------
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
--------------------
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
--------------------
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
--------------------
When two's company, three's the result !
--------------------
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: