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08-19-2006, 12:15 AM
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The workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by the little time hes pent at home. " Tell me what you want, honey," he begged. " Nothing's too good for you. How about a new cuisinart?"
She shook her head.
" A mink, floor length, this time?"
Her pout deepend.
" A two-week Carribean cruise?"
She shook her head more vehemently.
" A ski chalet? Or maybe a place in the beach?"
Still no. " So, what do you want honey?, asked her frustrated mate.
" A divorce."
" Gee, I wasn't planning to spend that much," he admitted. http://www.newsnation.net/forum/images/smiles/Invision12.gif
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HEY, divorce is good. If it weren't for divorce, I won't ever visit those coffee shops with all those sexy divorced waitresses.
http://www.newsnation.net/forum/images/smiles/Invision12.gif
The workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by the little time hes pent at home. " Tell me what you want, honey," he begged. " Nothing's too good for you. How about a new cuisinart?"
She shook her head.
" A mink, floor length, this time?"
Her pout deepend.
" A two-week Carribean cruise?"
She shook her head more vehemently.
" A ski chalet? Or maybe a place in the beach?"
Still no. " So, what do you want honey?, asked her frustrated mate.
" A divorce."
" Gee, I wasn't planning to spend that much," he admitted. http://www.newsnation.net/forum/images/smiles/Invision12.gif
_______
HEY, divorce is good. If it weren't for divorce, I won't ever visit those coffee shops with all those sexy divorced waitresses.
http://www.newsnation.net/forum/images/smiles/Invision12.gif