chip
08-19-2006, 10:05 PM
WORDS WOMEN USE
>FINE
>
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
>you need to shut up.
>
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>
>If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
>five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
>game before helping around the house.
>
>NOTHING
>
>This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
>should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
>in "Fine"
>
>GO AHEAD
>
>This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>
>
>LOUD SIGH
>
>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
>and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
>you over "Nothing"
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
>man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
>THANKS
>
>A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
>welcome.
>
>Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
>can avoid if they remember the terminology!
>
>And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
>
>Oh, and before we forget .
>"Whatever"
>...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
>FINE
>
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
>you need to shut up.
>
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>
>If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
>five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
>game before helping around the house.
>
>NOTHING
>
>This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
>should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
>in "Fine"
>
>GO AHEAD
>
>This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>
>
>LOUD SIGH
>
>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
>and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
>you over "Nothing"
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
>man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
>THANKS
>
>A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
>welcome.
>
>Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
>can avoid if they remember the terminology!
>
>And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
>
>Oh, and before we forget .
>"Whatever"
>...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!