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scoobss
03-15-2007, 06:07 AM
HE: I’m a photographer, I’ve been looking for a face like urs..!!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon, I’ve been looking for a face like urs..!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance..?
SHE: NO. I’d like to have some pleasure too..!!

HE: How did u get to be so beautiful..??
SHE: I must have been given ur share.!

HE: Will u come out with me this Saturday..?
SHE: Sorry.!! Im having a headache this weekend.!

HE: Go on.. Don’t be shy.. Ask me out..!!
SHE: Ookey.. GET OUT..!!!

HE: I think I could make u very happy..!!
SHE: Why..??? are u leaving.?

HE: What would u say if I ask u to marry me.???
SHE: Nothing..!! I can’t talk n laugh at the same time..!!

HE: Can I have ur name..??
SHE: Why.? Don’t u already have 1..??

HE: Shall we go for a movie.!!
SHE: I’ve already seen it..!

HE: Where have u been al my life..??
SHE: Hiding from u..!!

HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before.??
SHE: yeah..!! that’s y I don’t go there anymore..!!

HE: Is this seat empty..??
SHE: Yes.!! And this will be too.. if you sit down.!:eek:

Kasunm
03-15-2007, 06:58 AM
he he he