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MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:26 PM
Free SmS
:):(:lol::growl::frown::nerd::no::dull::oo::rofl:: P:angry::rolleyes::D:shocked::cool:

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:29 PM
1. Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:30 PM
2. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:30 PM
3. what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:31 PM
4. This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:31 PM
5. ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of Funny Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

bemylover
09-22-2009, 12:32 PM
hmmmm

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:32 PM
6. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:33 PM
7. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:34 PM
8. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:35 PM
9. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:37 PM
10.1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad
I Stopped Reading

NoughtyLuke
09-22-2009, 12:43 PM
nice nice

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:55 PM
11.Never kiss a police woman. she 'll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she 'll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She 'll repeat it 10 times

MALIN119
09-22-2009, 12:55 PM
12.Lady Secretary: Sir,it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later. ;-)

ebay0007
09-22-2009, 09:56 PM
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message



.........................................
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
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.
ki
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.
kis
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.
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kist jam packet just RS.5.00 only. soon......



.................................................. ...
he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

prasadana2
09-22-2009, 10:10 PM
wow ..thanks bro..

Vishwalisha
09-22-2009, 10:25 PM
hikzz

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:40 PM
13.
Equation #1:
Study=Don’t Fail
Equation #2:
Don’t Study=Fail
Adding Equation 1&2
Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:41 PM
14.Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:41 PM
15.Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:42 PM
16.Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep your Picture in your Pocket,
You Know why?
When ever you Face Any Problem
Just see your Picture& Say 3 Times;
“If I Can Face This
I Can Face Anything!

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:43 PM
17.Can you pronounce good English:-
read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,
loof, roof, poof, woof woof,
hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: You are a good dog.
Now stop barking.

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:43 PM
18.If I need a brain transplantation
I will prefer your brain.
Don’t think you are a genious.
I just wanted a brain
which is never been used before!

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:44 PM
18.One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.
Its Name Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is!
Don’t Worry
It Is Not you,
Because
It Is Intelligent.

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:44 PM
19.Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
hey…! you too.

MALIN119
10-03-2009, 04:45 PM
20.Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 minutes.
Please forward this to all local criminals, as I did.