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08-24-2006, 04:40 PM
Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop.
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
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Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on the cover of Missing Persons
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... backward....forward... stop and eject
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble
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7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
B eautiful
Responsible
E nergetic
A dorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure!
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop.
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
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Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on the cover of Missing Persons
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... backward....forward... stop and eject
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble
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7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
B eautiful
Responsible
E nergetic
A dorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure!