Men vs. Women

[milindayu]

What is the difference between men and women?


1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.


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eLa

[milindayu]

eLa
Thx...:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[nadeeraroshan]

:angry:

[htsm]

pastai pastai.....;) ;)
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[chamithal]

Elakiri machan... Onna oka thamai aththa!! "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." Mmm.. oka thamai awla!! mokada mata maseta hambuwenne 2550/= ne.. (mahapola) ;):);):);):);):);):);):);):);):);):)

[milindayu]

:lol:

muge hinawa......:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Anupa]

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[milindayu]

pastai pastai.....;) ;)
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thuthi........

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:angry:
me moko ??

[milindayu]

Elakiri machan... Onna oka thamai aththa!! "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." Mmm.. oka thamai awla!! mokada mata maseta hambuwenne 2550/= ne.. (mahapola) ;):);):);):);):);):);):);):);):);):)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ganan ganna epa.....me kivvata okkoma ehema netiva ati....;)

[milindayu]

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Meyata nam experience tiyenawa wage

[rocky]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

100% true machan
kello kochchara nehe kiuwath oka thamae aththa

ehema nethi aya nehe habae oya dewal amaruwen hary yata karagena inna aya nam innawa:) :) :) :)

[nadeeraroshan]

:lol:

[milindayu]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

100% true machan
kello kochchara nehe kiuwath oka thamae aththa

ehema nethi aya nehe habae oya dewal amaruwen hary yata karagena inna aya nam innawa:) :) :) :)

Aniva...:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Ur also rite macho.........:yes: :yes: :yes:

[milindayu]

:angry:

Muta mokada me kenthi gihin tiyenne........:confused:

[Anusha]

Muta mokada me kenthi gihin tiyenne........:confused:
He's the new Elakiri sp****r :yes:

[milindayu]

He's the new Elakiri sp****r :yes:

Then shouldn't we give da poor guy a welcome hug...:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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true

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

if ppl understand this i d be helpful to reduce the rate of divorce in da world. :)

really ela

thxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[milindayu]

true

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

if ppl understand this i d be helpful to reduce the rate of divorce in da world. :)

really ela

thxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No probs........welcome macho:yes: :yes: :yes:

[dpg]

lol.... ela ela.. :lol:

[dpg]

:angry:

??? :rolleyes:

[Kasunm]

he he he i'll agree with most

[heshan123]

patta !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madawa_1]

please read just now lankadeepa news paper page number 16
:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[shaggy]

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[nAPs2JAAN]

Elakiri machan... Onna oka thamai aththa!! "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." Mmm.. oka thamai awla!! mokada mata maseta hambuwenne 2550/= ne.. (mahapola) ;):);):);):);):);):);):);):);):);):)
:shocked:

[zCexVe]

ela ela machan..

[vilathgamuwa]

thanks macho, guess all this is true...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

[diz]

aha

[chaminda7245]

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[milindayu]

Welcome Guyz n Galz........

[pubudu_dias]

Thx

Anther thing macho...
Dot u know abt 64 spells of a women/girl...?

Its the main different...:lol: