Women vs Beer

[rapa]

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !


A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !


So the Score is ........... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !

If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ......... know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !

Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 !

[DIRTY X]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
elama kiri kathaawa...
nice 1 Rapa.. :lol: :lol:

[maleemsg]

hari adath patan gaththa...:angry:

[rapa]

hari adath patan gaththa...:angry:
onna aththa kiyapu gaman thada una :lol:

[rapa]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
elama kiri kathaawa...
nice 1 Rapa.. :lol: :lol:
thankuwewa!!

[diz]

thanks

[maleemsg]

onna aththa kiyapu gaman thada una :lol:

genu kenek ge hegeem beer ekak ekka samana karana eka hari wedak kiyalada hithanne???:angry:

[rapa]

thanks
welcome sis :D
me inne niyama shodariyo

[rapa]

genu kenek ge hegeem beer ekak ekka samana karana eka hari wedak kiyalada hithanne???:angry:
beer ekakuth hoda wedi soda bothalekata sama karanna oni :lol:
hapo kohila tikak kanna katupitin :yes:

[lavva55]

ela ela kolla..monawa unath aththa kathawa!!!lol..funny!! :lol:

[KishanW]

ela ela machan:lol: :lol: :lol:

[maleemsg]

beer ekakuth hoda wedi soda bothalekata sama karanna oni :lol:
hapo kohila tikak kanna katupitin :yes:


ne chuin gum ekakta samana karannako ... rasa thiyena kam hapala hapala epa unama visi karala dana...kohomath wedipura pirimi genu sambandayen anugamanaya karanne e prathi paththiyane..:angry:

mama kohila kala wedak ne oyage brain wash karanna oni:lol:

[rapa]

ne chuin gum ekakta samana karannako ... rasa thiyena kam hapala hapala epa unama visi karala dana...kohomath wedipura pirimi genu sambandayen anugamanaya karanne e prathi paththiyane..:angry:

mama kohila kala wedak ne oyage brain wash karanna oni:lol:
mama chuin gum kanne nee bulathvita nam kanawa
primi ehema ekak kala hari visi kalata samagara geenu ekapara chuin gum 10 withara kala ithuru hapeta thawa 5k withara ekathu karala eyage yaluwatath denawa hapanna :lol:
sponsor karanawanam brai wash ekaka damu :yes:

[maleemsg]

mama chuin gum kanne nee bulathvita nam kanawa
primi ehema ekak kala hari visi kalata samagara geenu ekapara chuin gum 10 withara kala ithuru hapeta thawa 5k withara ekathu karala eyage yaluwatath denawa hapanna :lol:
sponsor karanawanam brai wash ekaka damu :yes:

mama kiyanne nehe ithin....:angry: pirimi hariiiii sudda wanthayo ne...:angry:

[rapa]

mama kiyanne nehe ithin....:angry: pirimi hariiiii sudda wanthayo ne...:angry:
pirimi hari geenu hari suddawanthayo wenne thaman karan kriya wenne

[Alaya]

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

hama thissema wet wena women la innawa ban

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[maleemsg]

pirimi hari geenu hari suddawanthayo wenne thaman karan kriya wenne

eka thamai math kiyanne....e unata boho welawata pirimi karanne thaman athe weredda thiyagena genunta agilla dik karana ekai....anthimedi hema wereddak ma karala thiyene genu aya...pirimiya ohee uda balan idala vitharai..

[rangamal]

wow cool.....................

[shanX]

:lol: :lol:

3Repost, but one of the best :D

[shanX]

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

hama thissema wet wena women la innawa ban

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

[geethq]

repost machan

[dpg]

hari adath patan gaththa...:angry:

Ithin? :rolleyes: :lol:

[MCLINER]

lolzz

[maleemsg]

Ithin? :rolleyes: :lol:

kithul:rolleyes: :lol:

[rapa]

eka thamai math kiyanne....e unata boho welawata pirimi karanne thaman athe weredda thiyagena genunta agilla dik karana ekai....anthimedi hema wereddak ma karala thiyene genu aya...pirimiya ohee uda balan idala vitharai..
kochchara kiwwath oya ballane geenunge peththen
mama balanne ape peththen
eunata poddak hithala balanna sawabawadharmaya wisin ehema wenne mokak hari hethuwak nisane
hemadetama balapanne hethupala wadayane

[rapa]

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

hama thissema wet wena women la innawa ban

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
he he bahutharaya bahutharaya :lol:

[maleemsg]

kochchara kiwwath oya ballane geenunge peththen
mama balanne ape peththen
eunata poddak hithala balanna sawabawadharmaya wisin ehema wenne mokak hari hethuwak nisane
hemadetama balapanne hethupala wadayane

ow eka ehema wenna oni...mokada api hedila thiyenne ehemai...api mhema thissema balanne ape peththen...

hethupala wadaya kohomada methanata bala panne????:confused:

[blackroses]

maxa kathawa..............

[nEoN_wHitE]

ow eka ehema wenna oni...mokada api hedila thiyenne ehemai...api mhema thissema balanne ape peththen...

hethupala wadaya kohomada methanata bala panne????:confused:

apo thaman gana vitharak hithena kenek.. hari yaneh nehe:no::no:

[maleemsg]

apo thaman gana vitharak hithena kenek.. hari yaneh nehe:no::no:


me Neo,,, mama katha kale man gena witharak newei gehenu bahuthara pirisak gena...

anka mama rapata kiuwe eya...pirimiyek nisa pirimi ayage peththen balanawa mama girl kenek nisa genu ayage peththen balanawa kiyalai therunada ????:confused:

[rapa]

ow eka ehema wenna oni...mokada api hedila thiyenne ehemai...api mhema thissema balanne ape peththen...

hethupala wadaya kohomada methanata bala panne????:confused:
hethu pala wadaya balapanne mehemai,
den balanna oyagolloma kiyana widiyata saha aththatama sidda wenne boho vita piriminta vasi wena widiyatane. eka thami hethu pala wadaya kiyanne mokada me depirisatama sama thena deela nee ekata hariam hethuwa mama danne nee samahara vita samabara thawaya reka ganna wenna athi.
eka gena thami mama kiwwe

[Nero]

ela ela lol

[Aphoo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[rapa]

apo thaman gana vitharak hithena kenek.. hari yaneh nehe:no::no:
he he godak aya thamange peththane ganne :yes:

[maleemsg]

hethu pala wadaya balapanne mehemai,
den balanna oyagolloma kiyana widiyata saha aththatama sidda wenne boho vita piriminta vasi wena widiyatane. eka thami hethu pala wadaya kiyanne mokada me depirisatama sama thena deela nee ekata hariam hethuwa mama danne nee samahara vita samabara thawaya reka ganna wenna athi.
eka gena thami mama kiwwe

:( :( :( ane mama danne enhe monawa unatha mama kemathi nehe vihiluwata wath genu lainata insult karanawata:( :(

[rapa]

:( :( :( ane mama danne enhe monawa unatha mama kemathi nehe vihiluwata wath genu lainata insult karanawata:( :(
eka thami ithin sithe heti
den mama vihiluwata wage aththak kiwwa :lol:
oyage hitha ekata bedimak athi una eka nisa duka hithuna
ethanama thiyenne hethupalwadayane :yes: