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LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.
LUST.......................all other times.
MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?
LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE............when you argue over money.
LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money or money for any reason.
MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything.
LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE............what's a climax?
LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "Good day".
LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE............when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks.
LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE............when your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling.."
LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE............when your farewell is silent.
LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.
LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST.......................when your groin or privates twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE......................when nobody else matters.
LUST.......................when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE............when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.
MARRIAGE............when you never listen to music.
LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE............when just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE............when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your sports score.
Remember, this is a joke. You can still be in love and with lust in marriage.;):yes:
Novindu
09-07-2006, 01:08 PM
im in LOVE...........
DJ.Parker
09-07-2006, 01:34 PM
im in LOVE...........
:eek: :eek: :eek: :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: Kawadawath nethuwa serious comment ekak daala :eek: :eek: :eek: :shocked:
Michael
09-07-2006, 01:40 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: Kawadawath nethuwa serious comment ekak daala :eek: :eek: :eek: :shocked:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ekane ada hoo gala wasse...lolzz
Novindu
09-07-2006, 01:57 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: Kawadawath nethuwa serious comment ekak daala :eek: :eek: :eek: :shocked:
pala pala.....mama kawadath serious thama when it comes ta love:D:D:D:love:
Novindu
09-07-2006, 01:58 PM
ekane ada hoo gala wasse...lolzz
ubalata ithn kiyala wadak naha............ ada wasse poya nisa misak wena dyak nisa nemei:D
Michael
09-07-2006, 01:59 PM
ekane ada hoo gala wasse...lolzz
Oyata Witharada Wesse...............Meheta Nam Wesse Ney................
Novindu
09-07-2006, 02:07 PM
Oyata Witharada Wesse...............Meheta Nam Wesse Ney................
heheeeee anna balapan chip...:lol:
Oyata Witharada Wesse...............Meheta Nam Wesse Ney................
uba machan SL wala neme ne inne..ekai...lolzz
pala pala.....mama kawadath serious thama when it comes ta love:D:D:D:love:
luk hoz talking....lolzz
Novindu
09-07-2006, 02:10 PM
uba machan SL wala neme ne inne..ekai...lolzz
ehema kiyanna epa uba kiyapu widihata nang hama thanatama wahinna one... meheta witharak nemei...:lol:
Michael
09-07-2006, 02:12 PM
ehema kiyanna epa uba kiyapu widihata nang hama thanatama wahinna one... meheta witharak nemei...:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Den Mokada Kiayanne.................:lol: :lol:
Novindu
09-07-2006, 02:14 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Den Mokada Kiayanne.................:lol: :lol:
kathakarapan bun!!!!!!!!!
ehema kiyanna epa uba kiyapu widihata nang hama thanatama wahinna one... meheta witharak nemei...:lol:
mee ban mama kiwwe SL wala wassa ganee ban..lolzz not world wide rain..lolzz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 06:37 PM
Oh my gosh I'm In love .....LOVE......................mah fav : when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel .<<<<dats sooo true .........theres few more ........cant be bothered 2 copyu n paste dem all...
Oh my gosh I'm In love .....LOVE......................mah fav : when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel .<<<<dats sooo true .........theres few more ........cant be bothered 2 copyu n paste dem all...
are u serious... gal?:eek:
Even im in love too ... but it is Damn Serious.. isnt it Novindu ?....
nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 06:47 PM
im in LOVE...........
me tooo :love:
nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 06:50 PM
Oh my gosh I'm In love .....LOVE......................mah fav : when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel .<<<<dats sooo true .........theres few more ........cant be bothered 2 copyu n paste dem all...
ammooooooo some ones in loveeeeee :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 06:56 PM
are u serious... gal?:eek:
yeah honestly.....and even2day when i woke up ....i put da radio on ...da song dat was playin...... was tOrn.... da lyrics :
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why...:( :( duka hithuna....
nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 06:58 PM
yeah honestly.....and even2day when i woke up ....i put da radio on ...da song dat was playin...... was tOrn.... da lyrics :
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why...:( :( duka hithuna....
:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::l ove::love::love::love:sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::l ove::love::love:
DJ.Parker
09-07-2006, 07:02 PM
yeah honestly.....and even2day when i woke up ....i put da radio on ...da song dat was playin...... was tOrn.... da lyrics :
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why...:( :( duka hithuna....
Duka hithenawanam ahanna epa:)
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 07:10 PM
Duka hithenawanam ahanna epa:)
nah nah ...hannay nathu hunama duka wadeey...hana kota...apee hithay thiyana dey thawa kenek express karanawa kiyana ekata sathutu wenna puluwan...Lolz get me...hahha
DJ.Parker
09-07-2006, 07:15 PM
nah nah ...hannay nathu hunama duka wadeey...hana kota...apee hithay thiyana dey thawa kenek express karanawa kiyana ekata sathutu wenna puluwan...Lolz get me...hahha
anda anda sathutu wenna nam oya mara kenek wenna ona:)
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 07:17 PM
anda anda sathutu wenna nam oya mara kenek wenna ona:)
ahhaha ahha yeah .....mama khomath mara kenek....
DJ.Parker
09-07-2006, 07:20 PM
ahhaha ahha yeah .....mama khomath mara kenek....
Yeah I can c that .lolz jk:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:27 PM
mee ban mama kiwwe SL wala wassa ganee ban..lolzz not world wide rain..lolzz
u din say like dat
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:28 PM
are u serious... gal?:eek:
yeah she says so!!!!
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:28 PM
Even im in love too ... but it is Damn Serious.. isnt it Novindu ?....
hell yeah....like me!!!!!!
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:29 PM
me tooo :love:
heheee ya we kno dat lil neo!!!!:love:
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:30 PM
yeah honestly.....and even2day when i woke up ....i put da radio on ...da song dat was playin...... was tOrn.... da lyrics :
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why...:( :( duka hithuna....
aiyoooo ai e?
nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 07:31 PM
aiyoooo ai e?
sinduwe lasanata lu...hehehe:D:D:D
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:31 PM
anda anda sathutu wenna nam oya mara kenek wenna ona:)
machan dete a kinda feelin in dat....... u will kno when ur in love:love:
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:32 PM
sinduwe lasanata lu...hehehe:D:D:D
heheee ok:D:D
u din say like dat
well machan i meant it like dat...2 bad u dint get it..lolzz
yeah honestly.....and even2day when i woke up ....i put da radio on ...da song dat was playin...... was tOrn.... da lyrics :
A part of me wants to leave you alone.
A part of me wants for you to come home.
A part of me says I'm living a lie.
(And I'm better off without you.)
A part of me says to think it through.
A part of me says I'm over you.
A part of me wants to say goodbye.
A part of me is asking why
...:( :( duka hithuna....
oh lil gal.. u've got 2 take it easy..jst relax !!:yes: everything ill b alrite!!:D
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 07:56 PM
machan dete a kinda feelin in dat....... u will kno when ur in love:love:
oYA Thiyennay Novi hodata kiyala.......;) novi is right....
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:58 PM
oYA Thiyennay Novi hodata kiyala.......;) novi is right....
heheee thx............ya i kno..;);)
Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:58 PM
well machan i meant it like dat...2 bad u dint get it..lolzz
ok now i get it
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 07:59 PM
oh lil gal.. u've got 2 take it easy..jst relax !!:yes: everything ill b alrite!!:D
Yeah....Tnx.....well if i can take it easy ...sure i will.....yeah im tryinnna relax...yeah hopefully everythin ill be aight.....
Yeah....Tnx.....well if i can take it easy ...sure i will.....yeah im tryinnna relax...yeah hopefully everythin ill be aight.....
oh yea..datz da way 2 gooo....:D:yes:
nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 08:02 PM
Yeah....Tnx.....well if i can take it easy ...sure i will.....yeah im tryinnna relax...yeah hopefully everythin ill be aight.....
ammo adaren welila wageeeeeeeeee;):D:D:D
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 08:02 PM
oh yea..datz da way 2 gooo....:D:yes:
HummM Yeah I guess....its not easy tho.....;) :yes: :yes:
Novindu
09-07-2006, 08:04 PM
HummM Yeah I guess....its not easy tho.....;) :yes: :yes:
ys dat? oh yeah in a way its true!!!:D
HummM Yeah I guess....its not easy tho.....;) :yes: :yes:
its nt easy..i know.....but time can change everything nee..:D
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 08:06 PM
ys dat? oh yeah in a way its true!!!:D
You Got it ....;) ;) :)
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 08:07 PM
its nt easy..i know.....but time can change everything nee..:D
yeah true true....probably few years 4 this one.....
Novindu
09-07-2006, 08:10 PM
You Got it ....;) ;) :)
ya i thnk so;);)
yeah true true....probably few years 4 this one.....
may b..dependz on u ..
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 10:32 PM
may b..dependz on u ..
yeah yeah yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I knowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah yeah yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I knowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
alll da best kiwwa ehenam...lolz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 10:42 PM
alll da best kiwwa ehenam...lolz
Lolz tankooooi;)
Lolz tankooooi;)
no probz..lolzz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 10:47 PM
no probz..lolzz
no probz nam hodai....;) ;)
no probz nam hodai....;) ;)
apita mona probz da..xcept 4 studiezz..lolzzzzz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 10:53 PM
apita mona probz da..xcept 4 studiezz..lolzzzzz
NiYAMAI.....................:) :) :) :D CHIPO mama danany neah oyawa Lolz age hema ...koheda inna hema kiyala ...Lolz
NiYAMAI.....................:) :) :) :D CHIPO mama danany neah oyawa Lolz age hema ...koheda inna hema kiyala ...Lolz
Let's get 2 kno each other nee...so ladies first nee..so u first..lolz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 11:02 PM
Let's get 2 kno each other nee...so ladies first nee..so u first..lolz
Iam ashanti...17...livin in Uk....studying...and hummm ..a lil gd gal Lolz ahahha:yes: :D ;)
Iam ashanti...17...livin in Uk....studying...and hummm ..a lil gd gal Lolz ahahha:yes: :D ;)
well, well UK pretti gud...lolz here goes:
im Dulip
age 20 (jst becam 20 diz aug..lol)
studyin as usual..lolzz
if u want mo..den....MSN is agr8 place 2 do dat..lolzzzzzz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 11:10 PM
well, well UK pretti gud...lolz here goes:
im Dulip
age 20 (jst becam 20 diz aug..lol)
studyin as usual..lolzz
if u want mo..den....MSN is agr8 place 2 do dat..lolzzzzzz
hehehe Okay..yeah yeah nice ....:)
hehehe Okay..yeah yeah nice ....:)
4got tell ya dat im a dj 2...lolzzz
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 11:13 PM
4got tell ya dat im a dj 2...lolzzz
dats awesome....gd gd
dats awesome....gd gd
yea yeah......so which prt of uk u in?:D
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 11:17 PM
yea yeah......so which prt of uk u in?:D
Lolz ehehhe :lol: ;) :cool: :eek: north east
Lolz ehehhe :lol: ;) :cool: :eek:
i g2g... ..lol
nice talkin 2 ya chica...:D
TC;)
Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 11:21 PM
i g2g... ..lol
nice talkin 2 ya chica...:D
TC;)
Yeah nice talkin 2 u toooo c yaaaaaaaaaaa Takecare :D
Novindu
09-07-2006, 11:47 PM
what a post!!!!!!!!:shocked:
Lil_chica
09-08-2006, 03:33 AM
what a post!!!!!!!!:shocked:
yeah kinda ruined da thread by talkin abt mah self init......soweei ppl
ama1407
09-08-2006, 11:24 AM
[QUOTE=chip][LIST]
ane chip.oyatath hithena dewal
so ae oya pothak liyanne naththe:confused:
ink2m
09-08-2006, 11:48 AM
ayyo, mata nam katha karanna kamatima nathi topic ekak wela meka...:( :( :(
bt,,,, love , narakama na.. hondin innakota sathutui, upset ekak wela break unoth, iwarai.,,, kohen nathara wei da danne na...:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
[quote=chip]
[list]
ane chip.oyatath hithena dewal
so ae oya pothak liyanne naththe:confused:
mewa thama hithanna onee ama....:lol::lol:
Novindu
09-08-2006, 10:22 PM
yeah kinda ruined da thread by talkin abt mah self init......soweei ppl
did i said dats bad o smethn? u need not ta say sorry!!!:D:D:D
did i said dats bad o smethn? u need not ta say sorry!!!:D:D:D
yea datz rite lil:D:yes:...dnt b sry..lolzz:lol:
Lil_chica
09-09-2006, 03:07 AM
did i said dats bad o smethn? u need not ta say sorry!!!:D:D:D
No, Novi u did not say anythin bad..;) .ehehe Okay...I'll take it back....:D
Lil_chica
09-09-2006, 03:08 AM
yea datz rite lil:D:yes:...dnt b sry..lolzz:lol:
Lolz dat wasn't a proper "Sorry"...it was just a made up , fake "soweei" ahhahah ;)
taxxon
09-11-2006, 12:06 AM
hey man,
after reading that,,, im only sure of one thing....
i can think of only one person..
nw i knw for deffa that im in love..
and knw dat its not 100% lust (or bust)
ha ha ...
no other shit matters 2 me nw.
thanksss amigo,
dat was a real nice one.
way 2 go!!!!
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 12:13 AM
hey man,
after reading that,,, im only sure of one thing....
i can think of only one person..
nw i knw for deffa that im in love..
and knw dat its not 100% lust (or bust)
ha ha ...
no other shit matters 2 me nw.
thanksss amigo,
dat was a real nice one.
way 2 go!!!!
heyyyyyyyyy taxxon welcome to elakiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:D:D:D:yes:
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