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chip
09-07-2006, 12:23 PM
Definitions of a KISS::D

Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero).
Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic.
Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts.
Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love.
Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.

Novindu
09-07-2006, 12:55 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:heheee niyamai....lolzzz
whats ur Defi machan?

chip
09-07-2006, 01:18 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:heheee niyamai....lolzzz
whats ur Defi machan?

ooo i haven't thought abt dat...lolzz

Novindu
09-07-2006, 01:24 PM
ooo i haven't thought abt dat...lolzz
so man start thnkin now....... ull find smethn interestin...i kno..:D:D

chip
09-07-2006, 01:26 PM
so man start thnkin now....... ull find smethn interestin...i kno..:D:D

oo u think so dude...lolzz

Novindu
09-07-2006, 02:03 PM
oo u think so dude...lolzz
heheee yeah i thnk so:D:D;);)

sheyan
09-07-2006, 02:09 PM
Nice topic machoo....:yes:

chip
09-07-2006, 02:44 PM
heheee yeah i thnk so:D:D;);)

yeah..2 me KISS is .................

chip
09-07-2006, 02:45 PM
Nice topic machoo....:yes:

ekane machan dammee....lolzz

azaamDAsquad
09-07-2006, 02:56 PM
ela ela nice definitionzzz... where is sipology :P :P

chip
09-07-2006, 03:01 PM
ooooo...i 4got abt dat..lolzzz

azaamDAsquad
09-07-2006, 03:43 PM
ooooo...i 4got abt dat..lolzzz


:lol: :lol: :lol: okok

ama1407
09-07-2006, 03:51 PM
ochchara kiss eka gana kiyanne hodata pala purudda ehema athineda:confused:

azaamDAsquad
09-07-2006, 04:02 PM
ochchara kiss eka gana kiyanne hodata pala purudda ehema athineda:confused:

anna ithing kiss karala naethi kattiya mey kathaa karanne :lol: :lol:

ama1407
09-07-2006, 04:07 PM
anna ithing kiss karala naethi kattiya mey kathaa karanne :lol: :lol:
ne ithin meloke kawda inne kiss karala nathi:yes: :D

Chinthakas
09-07-2006, 04:08 PM
ne ithin meloke kawda inne kiss karala nathi:yes: :D

ai man karala nahane:lol:

ama1407
09-07-2006, 04:11 PM
ai man karala nahane:lol:
ekiyanne oyage ammawawath,ehema naththam ballawawath:shocked:

azaamDAsquad
09-07-2006, 04:20 PM
ne ithin meloke kawda inne kiss karala nathi:yes: :D

anna hena experience case ekak neydha oyaaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol:
full arshik thamai.. :lol: :lol:

chip
09-07-2006, 05:18 PM
ela ela keep goin guyz n galzz lolzz:lol::lol::lol:

nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 05:21 PM
appa chip lamaya dan kiss specialist wela nee.. ammooo masa 2kn meya mara diunuwak ne wela thiyene.. heheheh :lol:

chip
09-07-2006, 05:25 PM
appa chip lamaya dan kiss specialist wela nee.. ammooo masa 2kn meya mara diunuwak ne wela thiyene.. heheheh :lol:

THANK U THANK U... ubagen titution ara gina mata mara profit thamai !!

nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 05:30 PM
THANK U THANK U... ubagen titution ara gina mata mara profit thamai !!
hahahahhahaha.. ya ya any time bro... one welawaka enna.. oyala diyunu wenawa balanna ithin apith asai neeeeeeeeee:D:D:D:lol:

chip
09-07-2006, 06:16 PM
hahahahhahaha.. ya ya any time bro... one welawaka enna.. oyala diyunu wenawa balanna ithin apith asai neeeeeeeeee:D:D:D:lol:

oyata jaya ma nowe wa..!!!:lol::lol::lol:jk

Lich
09-07-2006, 06:28 PM
My Definition is..

Kiss is a Key of Love
Love is a lock of Marriage
Marriage is a Box of Children
Children are problem of World

See how much of problem a Kiss can create !!

Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 06:28 PM
Definitions of a KISS::D

Prof. of Algebra: a "KISS" is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero).
Prof. of Geometry: a "KISS" is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: a "KISS" is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: a "KISS" is the reaction of an interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: a "KISS" is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: a "KISS" is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: a "KISS" is both infectious & antiseptic.
Prof. of Accounting: a "KISS" is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: a "KISS" is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: a "KISS" is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts.
Prof. of Philosophy: a "KISS" is persecution for the child, ecstasy for youth, and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: a "KISS" is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Computer Science: What is a "KISS"? It looks to be an undefined variable, whose possible value can equal love.
Prof. of Architecture: a "KISS" is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.

Wow....niyamai......Interesting....

DJ.Parker
09-07-2006, 06:34 PM
My Definition is..

Kiss is a Key of Love
Love is a lock of Marriage
Marriage is a Box of Children
Children are problem of World

See how much of problem a Kiss can create !!


Lichge definition is thru experience;) am I correct Lich? ;) :D

Lich
09-07-2006, 06:37 PM
nah man.. still only one kissed i had.. ane now she is in @#$@!#!.. so waiting for her...

chip
09-07-2006, 06:39 PM
really dude?:shocked::lol:

Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 06:50 PM
nah man.. still only one kissed i had.. ane now she is in @#$@!#!.. so waiting for her...
:( :( :(

Lil_chica
09-07-2006, 06:51 PM
My Definition is..

Kiss is a Key of Love
Love is a lock of Marriage
Marriage is a Box of Children
Children are problem of World

See how much of problem a Kiss can create !!
haha nIce!

nEoN_wHitE
09-07-2006, 06:51 PM
nah man.. still only one kissed i had.. ane now she is in @#$@!#!.. so waiting for her...
aneeeeeeeeeeee..... dan ithin api oka aththa kiyala pili gana d aoya kiyane??? :rolleyes:
hehehehehehehhehe :lol::lol:

Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:36 PM
yeah..2 me KISS is .................
ya what?

Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:37 PM
ne ithin meloke kawda inne kiss karala nathi:yes: :D
ai mama!!!!!

Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:38 PM
My Definition is..

Kiss is a Key of Love
Love is a lock of Marriage
Marriage is a Box of Children
Children are problem of World

See how much of problem a Kiss can create !!
oh now what? what happen ta lich ha?

Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:39 PM
nah man.. still only one kissed i had.. ane now she is in @#$@!#!.. so waiting for her...
anna kiwwa boruwak ....only 1 kisslu:no:

chip
09-07-2006, 07:41 PM
Niyama Topic eka mama Start kalee..lolzz:lol::lol::lol:

Novindu
09-07-2006, 07:47 PM
Niyama Topic eka mama Start kalee..lolzz:lol::lol::lol:
heheee ow ow......maru

chip
09-07-2006, 10:00 PM
heheee ow ow......maru

:D:D:D