shaggy
09-11-2006, 11:22 AM
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. :yes:
One should love animals. They are so tasty. :shocked:
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. :love:
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. :lol:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. :lol: :lol:
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. :confused:
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. :lol:
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. :eek:
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. :rolleyes:
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ;)
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. :eek: :shocked:
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. :oo:
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. :cool:
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? :D
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! :)
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. :rolleyes:
When two's company, three's the result! :eek:
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. :eek: :shocked: :lol: :rolleyes:
One should love animals. They are so tasty. :shocked:
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. :love:
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. :lol:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. :lol: :lol:
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. :confused:
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. :lol:
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. :eek:
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. :rolleyes:
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ;)
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. :eek: :shocked:
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. :oo:
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. :cool:
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? :D
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! :)
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. :rolleyes:
When two's company, three's the result! :eek:
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. :eek: :shocked: :lol: :rolleyes: