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shaggy
09-11-2006, 05:37 PM
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... :sorry:
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Policeman: Ma'am, you were speeding. :yes:
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Policeman: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Policeman: Don't have one? :eek:
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Policeman: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Policeman: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Policeman: Stole it? :shocked:
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Policeman: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. :oo:
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Police officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Senior Police officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Senior Police officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Police officer: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Senior Police officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Police officer: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
MORAL: Don't Mess With Old Ladies
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
chamax
09-11-2006, 05:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
chamax
09-11-2006, 05:46 PM
mara kenek ne eya
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 05:47 PM
hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha siraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maxxaaaa:D:D:D:D:D:lol::lol:
crazy_m
09-11-2006, 06:00 PM
Ha ha haaaaaaaa yeah she's smart:yes: :yes: May b i should try this too;) ;) ;) ;)
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 06:01 PM
Ha ha haaaaaaaa yeah she's smart:yes: :yes: May b i should try this too;) ;) ;) ;)
ai oyath naki da:shocked:
crazy_m
09-11-2006, 06:03 PM
ai oyath naki da:shocked:
Naha naki wenna kalin ha ha haaaaa.......!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: ;) ;) ;)
shaggy
09-11-2006, 06:03 PM
Ha ha haaaaaaaa yeah she's smart:yes: :yes: May b i should try this too;) ;) ;) ;)
Wish you all the best Lolzzz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 06:06 PM
Naha naki wenna kalin ha ha haaaaa.......!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: ;) ;) ;)
mata nam sure na.. oya nam naki achchi kenek wenna one.... :eek:
Michael
09-11-2006, 06:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ama1407
09-11-2006, 06:20 PM
[QUOTE=shaggy][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"]
nice story shaggy.is this police officer is u?:confused:
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 06:22 PM
nice story shaggy.is this police officer is u?:confused:
ahhh ama scene ekata avilla wage:lol:
Michael
09-11-2006, 06:25 PM
[QUOTE=shaggy][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"]
nice story shaggy.is this police officer is u?:confused:
Onna Ithin Patan Gaththa.................:lol:
ama1407
09-11-2006, 06:33 PM
ahhh ama scene ekata avilla wage:lol:
awa awa nathuwa bane meya:yes: :yes: :yes:
ama1407
09-11-2006, 06:33 PM
[QUOTE=ama1407]
Onna Ithin Patan Gaththa.................:lol:
monada patan gaththe:angry: :growl:
Michael
09-11-2006, 06:37 PM
monada patan gaththe:angry: :growl:
Mukuth Ney Mama Joke Ekak Kare..............
ama1407
09-11-2006, 06:39 PM
Mukuth Ney Mama Joke Ekak Kare..............
annna ehema enna:yes: :yes: :yes:
Michael
09-11-2006, 06:42 PM
annna ehema enna:yes: :yes: :yes:
Ow Ehema Thama Inne............Wena Kohoma Innada..............:lol: :lol:
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 06:46 PM
monawada ane bariii.. ai anee oyata ene nathuwa inama bari daaa??:D:D:D
nEoN_wHitE
09-11-2006, 06:46 PM
awa awa nathuwa bane meya:yes: :yes: :yes:
monawada ane bariii.. ai anee oyata ene nathuwa inama bari daaa??:D:D:D
haha ha haha.. owa bae hamotama..
ama1407
09-11-2006, 07:50 PM
haha ha haha.. owa bae hamotama..
oyata puluwan athineda:shocked: :eek:
Lil_chica
09-12-2006, 01:07 AM
Awesome lady.....heheheh Lolz dats proper funnay...:yes: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Novindu
09-12-2006, 06:49 AM
hehe i dun thnk you can try dis here...lolzzzzzz
adhil
09-12-2006, 09:36 AM
Mekanam maarai :eek: :eek: :eek:
shaggy
09-12-2006, 09:41 AM
[QUOTE=shaggy][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"]
nice story shaggy.is this police officer is u?:confused:
No I'm the Senior Police officer Lolzzz :lol: :lol: :lol:
shaminicw
09-12-2006, 09:41 AM
mara kenek ne eya
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ekanam aththa:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
DIRTY X
09-12-2006, 12:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ela ela. Maara mole thama:lol: :lol:
chamax
09-12-2006, 03:53 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ekanam aththa:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ow ow mama aththa kathakarana kenek thama :yes: :yes: :yes:
Tuffey
09-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Wow.....what a lady........
chamax
09-12-2006, 04:13 PM
Wow.....what a lady........
is she like u ?;) ;) ;)
Tuffey
09-13-2006, 09:10 AM
is she like u ?;) ;) ;)
Na................ mata wadiya hodai............:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SANJEE
09-13-2006, 09:18 AM
Maara bayaanaka woman kenek wagee...
Tuffey
09-13-2006, 10:02 AM
Maara bayaanaka woman kenek wagee...
matada kiwwe...........????
Ehema thamai........:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
zerocool
09-13-2006, 10:38 AM
matada kiwwe...........????
Ehema thamai........:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Hapoo oya bayanaka naa. Hari Sweet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
chamax
09-13-2006, 10:56 AM
Hapoo oya bayanaka naa. Hari Sweet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
chamax
09-13-2006, 10:57 AM
Na................ mata wadiya hodai............:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Tuffey
09-13-2006, 02:01 PM
Hapoo oya bayanaka naa. Hari Sweet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
How do you know.............??????????
mama BAYANAKAI.........
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tuffey
09-13-2006, 02:02 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Oya mata baya unada.........??????????;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
chamax
09-13-2006, 02:03 PM
Oya mata baya unada.........??????????;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ow ane girls lata mama harema bayay..... eyala harema napurui :( :( :(
Tuffey
09-13-2006, 02:14 PM
ow ane girls lata mama harema bayay..... eyala harema napurui :( :( :(
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
chamax
09-13-2006, 02:29 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
shaggy
09-13-2006, 02:42 PM
ow ane girls lata mama harema bayay..... eyala harema napurui :( :( :(
:yes: some are heart less :eek: :angry:
Michael
09-13-2006, 02:49 PM
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
chamax
09-13-2006, 02:51 PM
:yes: some are heart less :eek: :angry:
yeah man .............................. u again rite ma bro :yes: :yes: :yes:
chamindra
09-13-2006, 03:49 PM
Apo maha nahayata ahannathi set ekak oya girls la kiyanne........
Chee cheee chee
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
Tuffey
09-14-2006, 08:24 AM
Apo maha nahayata ahannathi set ekak oya girls la kiyanne........
Chee cheee chee
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
Api ehema thamai........
Kauruth kiyana deyak ahanne na...........
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tuffey
09-14-2006, 08:28 AM
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Oyata godak duka hithila wage...........
Ganan ganna epa ....... Girls la gen ath wela inna eka hodai........... ;) :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tuffey
09-14-2006, 08:32 AM
:yes: some are heart less :eek: :angry:
Wenna athi............;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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