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Johncena007
06-07-2007, 05:01 PM
A elderly, single, third grade teacher was informed she would have to teach sex education.
She was quite upset and refused the assignment. She didn't think she would actually be able to talk about the subject. Eventually, she changed her mind as the alternative was to be fired.
On the first day of school she drew a woman's body on the blackboard, pointed to the chest and asked the class " Does anyone know what this is called?"
Jane, who was sitting in the first row, raised her hand and answered "It's called a 'breast' and my mommy has two of them!"
"Very good," said the teacher. Then she drew a male body on the board, pointed to the groin, and asked " Does anyone know what this is called?"
This time Billy raised his hand. "I know what it is! It's called a 'pe*is' and my daddy has two of them."
"That's the right name," said the teacher, but I don't think your daddy has two of them."
"Yes he does!" said Billy. "He has a little one that he uses to pee, and big one he brushes mommy's teeth with !"

kumarasiri
06-07-2007, 05:04 PM
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PATTA PATTA

shaggy
06-07-2007, 09:14 PM
lol :lol :lol:

Ranhiru
06-07-2007, 09:29 PM
He He! Patta Maxxa!!!

shanX
06-07-2007, 10:29 PM
:lol:

Johncena007
06-08-2007, 10:25 AM
thawa stories dannada?

shaggy
06-08-2007, 10:30 AM
thawa stories dannada?

ela daapan

nAPs2JAAN
06-08-2007, 10:35 AM
siraaa ela :lol: :lol: :lol:

nAPs2JAAN
06-08-2007, 10:36 AM
thawa stories dannada?
owa ahannath dewalda ban daapan:yes: :yes:

Johncena007
06-08-2007, 10:56 AM
why men r happier


What do you expect from such simple creatures?


Your last name stays put.


The garage is all yours.


Wedding plans take care of themselves.


Chocolate is just another snack.


You can be President.


You can never be pregnant.


You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.


Car mechanics tell you the truth.


The world is your urinal.


You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.


You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.


Same work, more pay.


Wrinkles add character.


Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.


People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.


The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.


New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


One mood all the time.


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.


You know stuff about tanks.


A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.


You can open all your own jars.


You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.


Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.


You almost never have strap problems in public.


You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.


Everything on your face stays its original color.


The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.


You only have to shave your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life.


Your belly usually hides your big hips.


One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.


You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.


You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.


You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..


You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Johncena007
06-12-2007, 06:37 PM
meva danagena inna 1 angata gunai

Heshanck93
06-12-2007, 07:03 PM
eka atha machan

Aphoo
06-12-2007, 07:33 PM
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