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06-12-2007, 05:59 AM
James Bond! 0 0 7
James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.
A sweet female voice picked up and said:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.!
She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.
She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said:
"This is Mary speaking".
"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.
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James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.
A sweet female voice picked up and said:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.!
She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice:
"This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.
She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said:
"This is Mary speaking".
"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.
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