neroshan
06-26-2007, 09:15 PM
Marketing Concept.
1.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's advertising
3.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4.
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public
Relations
5.
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8.
You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
1.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's advertising
3.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4.
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public
Relations
5.
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8.
You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets