neroshan
06-26-2007, 09:20 PM
Beauty of BUDGET AIRLINES(P=Passenger,A=Attendant
A:W/C aboard Ala Carte Sir.May I see your ticket?
P:Sure
A:U're in seat 12B.That will be $5, please
P:What for?
A:For telling you where to sit.
P:But I already knew where to sit.
A:Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of
$5. It's the airline's new policy.
P:That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.
A:Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
P:Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear
about this.
A:Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would
you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you ?
P:That would be swell, thanks.
A:No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! that will be
$10,please.
P:What
A:The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
P:This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
A:Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to sit, and
faten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But first I
need that $10.
P:No way
A:Sir,f you don 't comply, I will be forced to call the air
marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
P:Y not ? Is he going to shoot me?
A:No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
P:Oh,all right, here - take the $10. I can't believe this.
A:Thnx u for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I
can do for you?
P:Yes It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to
work.Can you fix it?
A:Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters
into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
P:The airline is charging me for cabin air?
A:Of course not,sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free ofcharge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
P:I don't have any quarters.Can you make changefor a dollar?
A:Certainly, sir! Here you go
P:But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar
A:Yes,there's achange-making fee of 25 cents
P:For cryin'out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? Whatever will I do with it?
A:Hang on to it.You'll need it.later for the LAVATORY ...!
A:W/C aboard Ala Carte Sir.May I see your ticket?
P:Sure
A:U're in seat 12B.That will be $5, please
P:What for?
A:For telling you where to sit.
P:But I already knew where to sit.
A:Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of
$5. It's the airline's new policy.
P:That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.
A:Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
P:Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear
about this.
A:Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would
you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you ?
P:That would be swell, thanks.
A:No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! that will be
$10,please.
P:What
A:The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
P:This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
A:Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to sit, and
faten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But first I
need that $10.
P:No way
A:Sir,f you don 't comply, I will be forced to call the air
marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
P:Y not ? Is he going to shoot me?
A:No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
P:Oh,all right, here - take the $10. I can't believe this.
A:Thnx u for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I
can do for you?
P:Yes It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to
work.Can you fix it?
A:Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters
into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
P:The airline is charging me for cabin air?
A:Of course not,sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free ofcharge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
P:I don't have any quarters.Can you make changefor a dollar?
A:Certainly, sir! Here you go
P:But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar
A:Yes,there's achange-making fee of 25 cents
P:For cryin'out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? Whatever will I do with it?
A:Hang on to it.You'll need it.later for the LAVATORY ...!