Euro- English

[DJ.Parker]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.


The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f" This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

[chip]

Machan is this rule in act now?

[DJ.Parker]

Machan is this rule in act now?


lol nooooooo:D its a joke :yes: :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sld]

Machan is this rule in act now?


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[DJ.Parker]

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[sld]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[Michael]

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[sld]

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[chip]

lol nooooooo:D its a joke :yes: :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I knew dat:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DJ.Parker]

I knew dat:lol::lol::lol::lol:

boru kiyanna epa halo :lol: :lol: :lol:

[chip]

boru kiyanna epa halo :lol: :lol: :lol:

monada ban hallan ne:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DJ.Parker]

monada ban hallan ne:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


mukuth haluwe na oiiiiii :rolleyes:

[chip]

mukuth haluwe na oiiiiii :rolleyes:

aththada:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DJ.Parker]

aththada:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

ow aththa thama........:yes:

[Lil_chica]

I knew dat:lol::lol::lol::lol:
ahahhahahahh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[chip]

ow aththa thama........:yes:


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[chip]

ahahhahahahh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[Michael]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[DJ.Parker]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


ochchra hina wenne kohomada ah?:D bada redenne nadda? :D :D :D

[Michael]

ochchra hina wenne kohomada ah?:D bada redenne nadda? :D :D :D

Ridhenawa Ban......Eth Mona Karannada...........:lol:

[chip]

Ridhenawa Ban......Eth Mona Karannada...........:lol:


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[Michael]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Athi Ban Hina Una................:lol:

[DJ.Parker]

Ridhenawa Ban......Eth Mona Karannada...........:lol:

:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Michael]

:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Moko baya Wela Apahu Hina Wenawa...........:lol:

[chip]

:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:eek:

[Michael]

:eek:

:lol: :lol:

[DJ.Parker]

Moko baya Wela Apahu Hina Wenawa...........:lol:


:eek: balagen bada apset yai :lol: :lol: :lol:

[chip]

:eek: balagen bada apset yai :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Michael]

:eek: balagen bada apset yai :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[Michael]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Athi Yako...........:lol:

[chip]

Athi Yako...........:lol:

:lol: athida?

[Michael]

:lol: athida?

:lol: :lol:

[chip]

:lol: :lol:


:lol: wena eka nawath thanna amarui wagee:lol::lol:

[Michael]

:lol: wena eka nawath thanna amarui wagee:lol::lol:

Ow Ban...........:lol:

[chip]

Ow Ban...........:lol:

ekane matath thiyena prob eka...:lol::lol:

[Michael]

ekane matath thiyena prob eka...:lol::lol:

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[chip]

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[Michael]

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[chip]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

machan Hina walakk pegunada ban:lol::lol::lol:

[Michael]

machan Hina walakk pegunada ban:lol::lol::lol:

Mata Witharak Nemei..............Umbatath Peegila Thiyanawa...........:lol:

[chip]

Mata Witharak Nemei..............Umbatath Peegila Thiyanawa...........:lol:

Mehe wadei machan...:lol::lol::lol:

[Michael]

Mehe wadei machan...:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[chip]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ohetath wadei wagee:lol::lol:

[Michael]

ohetath wadei wagee:lol::lol:

Ow ban...............:lol: :D

[chip]

Ow ban...............:lol: :D

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Michael]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[chip]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

api thread clowns la nee:lol:

[Michael]

api thread clowns la nee:lol:

Sirawata Ban.............Niyameta Meka Off Topic Giya............Thread Eka Thiyenne Wena Ekak gena Api Methana Wena kathawak...............:lol: :lol: :lol:

[chip]

Sirawata Ban.............Niyameta Meka Off Topic Giya............Thread Eka Thiyenne Wena Ekak gena Api Methana Wena kathawak...............:lol: :lol: :lol:

Off topic, ela hobby eka nee ban...:lol:

[Michael]

Off topic, ela hobby eka nee ban...:lol:

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[chip]

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