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Alaya
07-09-2007, 02:28 PM
Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position

are you in?




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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,

so you are second!


Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?





Second Question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?




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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?









Third Question:

V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.








Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!








Okay, now the bonus round:


I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!






PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 02:31 PM
ela ela machan :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

MCLINER
07-09-2007, 02:33 PM
:lol::lol:

cool

life
07-09-2007, 02:37 PM
REPOST :yes:

shane_shan
07-09-2007, 02:55 PM
ya repost ne ways thanks

Alaya
07-09-2007, 04:11 PM
ela ela machan :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

machan???

Dinithi nangi dan improve wela neda? :lol: :lol: :lol:

DANEWMEN
07-09-2007, 06:00 PM
ela ela...!

Michael
07-09-2007, 06:02 PM
Koool :lol: :lol: :lol:

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 06:06 PM
ela ela:D

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 06:08 PM
machan???

Dinithi nangi dan improve wela neda? :lol: :lol: :lol:
:yes: :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol: dan eya hadila:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heshanck93
07-09-2007, 06:24 PM
ela

ICE
07-09-2007, 06:26 PM
:yes: :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol: dan eya hadila:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hadila kiyanne pissu hadila...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 06:28 PM
machan???

Dinithi nangi dan improve wela neda? :lol: :lol: :lol:



ow ow ala ayya ;) ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 06:30 PM
hadila kiyanne pissu hadila...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


ayyo konda kadichcha ayye. monaada kiyanne? poddak inna mama thaththata kathaa karannum. apahu oyage piisu kathaa episode nam epa apita. me pandata inne baane aussanne nathuwa.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ICE
07-09-2007, 06:33 PM
ayyo konda kadichcha ayye. monaada kiyanne? poddak inna mama thaththata kathaa karannum. apahu oyage piisu kathaa episode nam epa apita. me pandata inne baane aussanne nathuwa.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no comments.......:lol: :lol: pisso samaga ganudenu natha..:no:

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 06:34 PM
hadila kiyanne pissu hadila...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ekane

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 06:37 PM
ayyo konda kadichcha ayye. monaada kiyanne? poddak inna mama thaththata kathaa karannum. apahu oyage piisu kathaa episode nam epa apita. me pandata inne baane aussanne nathuwa.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
aussanne nathuwa kohomada :lol: :lol: :lol:

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 06:39 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no comments.......:lol: :lol: pisso samaga ganudenu natha..:no:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 06:40 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no comments.......:lol: :lol: pisso samaga ganudenu natha..:no:


ehenam oyagen api athwela inna ona.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 06:41 PM
aussanne nathuwa kohomada :lol: :lol: :lol:



ai? kikiliyekda aussanna?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 06:54 PM
ai? kikiliyekda aussanna?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
naha naha kunu godak nisaa aussuwe:yes: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hemalsilva
07-09-2007, 06:55 PM
NIYAMAI . .

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 07:06 PM
naha naha kunu godak nisaa aussuwe:yes: :lol: :lol: :lol:


eka thamai kiuwe. maha kikiliyekne :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 07:07 PM
eka thamai kiuwe. maha kikiliyekne :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
KUNUGODAA:growl: :growl:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 07:27 PM
KUNUGODAA:growl: :growl:


KIKILIEE!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

shalinda
07-09-2007, 07:36 PM
maxaaaaaa

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 07:38 PM
KIKILIEE!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
peace :eek: :eek:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 07:40 PM
peace :eek: :eek:


shake hands? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 07:49 PM
shake hands? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry no shake hands just peace :lol: :lol: :lol:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 07:50 PM
sorry no shake hands just peace :lol: :lol: :lol:



:(:( :( :( :( :( :( kikilieee

nAPs2JAAN
07-09-2007, 07:53 PM
:(:( :( :( :( :( :( kikilieee
my hands are clean so i dnt want it to gt dirty :eek: :eek: :yes: :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ranhiru
07-09-2007, 08:00 PM
hehe ela ela machan! nice stuff!

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 08:20 PM
my hands are clean so i dnt want it to gt dirty :eek: :eek: :yes: :yes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


how dare u!!!!! u havent even showered for AGES!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

panther002
07-09-2007, 08:46 PM
how dare u!!!!! u havent even showered for AGES!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


He He meka puduma mada gahillakne :lol: :lol: :lol: Oya denna parliment ekata giyanam hari...Honda thanak hambawei:D:D:D:lol: :lol: :lol:

dinithi017
07-09-2007, 09:13 PM
He He meka puduma mada gahillakne :lol: :lol: :lol: Oya denna parliment ekata giyanam hari...Honda thanak hambawei:D:D:D:lol: :lol: :lol:


politics = poison :yes::yes::yes: katha wada wadie. naps ayyata galapenawa :lol::yes::yes::yes:

Alaya
07-10-2007, 08:52 AM
ow ow ala ayya ;) ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:yes: :yes: ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

KishanW
07-10-2007, 09:00 AM
ANTHIMA PRASHNA 2 ARENDA OKKAMA GODA:lol::lol::lol:

Alaya
07-10-2007, 09:40 AM
:lol::lol:

cool

:D :D

snoop_ug
07-10-2007, 09:43 AM
REPOST MACHAN