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Thanu
08-19-2007, 07:57 PM
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Sunny :"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny :As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.


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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'


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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."





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Nash'
08-19-2007, 08:06 PM
hehe
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DANEWMEN
08-19-2007, 08:08 PM
ha ha lol!!!
Ranhiru
08-19-2007, 08:23 PM
he he! Ela Ela!
buddhi9077
08-19-2007, 08:27 PM
hehe hehe hehe..sira mchooooo
chanakacin
08-19-2007, 08:27 PM
ela ela machoo
buddhi9077
08-19-2007, 08:28 PM
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lankai
08-19-2007, 08:29 PM
hi
virajvithanage
08-19-2007, 08:59 PM
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shalinda
08-19-2007, 09:11 PM
haha hehe ela ela
sanjaya
08-19-2007, 09:13 PM
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kumarasiri
08-19-2007, 09:18 PM
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dinithi017
08-19-2007, 11:04 PM
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anushkacp
08-20-2007, 09:40 AM
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


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GOOD ONE HE....
isharackp
08-20-2007, 09:44 AM
hehehh.. cooooooooooool:cool: :cool: :cool: