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Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said
"Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and
she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!
azaamDAsquad
05-30-2006, 11:51 AM
DOUBLE MEANing EHHH
nEoN_wHitE
05-30-2006, 07:50 PM
heheehehhehe ela kathawa monawa unath... hehehehe:D:D:D:D:D
he he hehe he he hehe hehe
thanks for the info.. he he e ela ela...
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:19 PM
this is for all the new EK memebers..
hehe old is gold:D:D:D:D
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 02:23 PM
this is for all the new EK memebers..
hehe old is gold:D:D:D:D
he he he gud one.....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks neon for bringing dis thread up for us...:yes:
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:26 PM
he he he gud one.....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks neon for bringing dis thread up for us...:yes:
heheh no worrie sheni...:D:D
mamath me ahanben dakke :lol::lol:
crazy_m
06-28-2007, 02:28 PM
:eek: :eek: :shocked: :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 02:29 PM
heheh no worrie sheni...:D:D
mamath me ahanben dakke :lol::lol:
lol kohomahari dan thread eka udata awane...
btw...oya kiwwa widiyatai dan post danne...:yes: ;)
habai thama smileys nam padam na....:(
poddak padam karanna wei wage.....:lol:
Alaya
06-28-2007, 02:31 PM
ela ela rapa
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:33 PM
lol kohomahari dan thread eka udata awane...
btw...oya kiwwa widiyatai dan post danne...:yes: ;)
habai thama smileys nam padam na....:(
poddak padam karanna wei wage.....:lol:
appa ehem ada ela nee.. ithin mama kiyapu vidiyata kohomada post danne emos padam natham??? pasata gihila emosss bala bala danawada again:P hehehe
tika kalayak yana kota purudu wei.. hehe
me eda mara v ade ne une.. msn eke.. heheh :lol::lol:
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:34 PM
:eek: :eek: :shocked: :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hehehe mokada baya une?? oyath kanne chicken sandwiches da??? :shocked:
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 02:36 PM
appa ehem ada ela nee.. ithin mama kiyapu vidiyata kohomada post danne emos padam natham??? pasata gihila emosss bala bala danawada again:P hehehe
tika kalayak yana kota purudu wei.. hehe
me eda mara v ade ne une.. msn eke.. heheh :lol::lol:
nah nah men...man go advanced gihin thamai imotions danne....lolzz
podda podda purudu wenawa...
ah eda mokada wune?
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:42 PM
nah nah men...man go advanced gihin thamai imotions danne....lolzz
podda podda purudu wenawa...
ah eda mokada wune?
ahhhhhh.. hehehe ow ow ekath shape... emos dane natham thawa ikmnata post can ne.. hehe:D:D
me eda mara vade.. thawa kauru hari sheni kenek hitiya.. bt hotmail addy ekak..
so mama ahuwa, ai dan yahoo eken nemei da enne kiyala..
she sed.. yahoo thiyanwa bt hotmail ene kiyala.. i sed ahh ok..
mama nicamata ahuwa oya EK eke shenigal neda kiyaka.. she sed yes yes...
so mama ahuwa me kalin talk karapu wele yana una ne bye kiyana une na and all.. she was like.. ahh kalin koi wele da katha kare.. i sed.. ai ara bageta talk karana kota mata yanna une and all ok.. ithin kiyanawa, ehema katha kare na ne lu... mama ahuwa oyage yahoo addy eka meka da kiyala oyage addy eka penala ahuwa.. she sed NO :eek:
i was like.. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im sooooooooooo sorry... hehehe :lol::lol::lol:
balana kota e katha karapu kenath EK.. bt only 2 post dala thiyene.. heheh :lol:
mamath edamai katha kare.. inawa kiyalath daketh eda.. heheh :lol::lol::lol:
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 02:46 PM
ahhhhhh.. hehehe ow ow ekath shape... emos dane natham thawa ikmnata post can ne.. hehe:D:D
me eda mara vade.. thawa kauru hari sheni kenek hitiya.. bt hotmail addy ekak..
so mama ahuwa, ai dan yahoo eken nemei da enne kiyala..
she sed.. yahoo thiyanwa bt hotmail ene kiyala.. i sed ahh ok..
mama nicamata ahuwa oya EK eke shenigal neda kiyaka.. she sed yes yes...
so mama ahuwa me kalin talk karapu wele yana una ne bye kiyana une na and all.. she was like.. ahh kalin koi wele da katha kare.. i sed.. ai ara bageta talk karana kota mata yanna une and all ok.. ithin kiyanawa, ehema katha kare na ne lu... mama ahuwa oyage yahoo addy eka meka da kiyala oyage addy eka penala ahuwa.. she sed NO :eek:
i was like.. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im sooooooooooo sorry... hehehe :lol::lol::lol:
balana kota e katha karapu kenath EK.. bt only 2 post dala thiyene.. heheh :lol:
mamath edamai katha kare.. inawa kiyalath daketh eda.. heheh :lol::lol::lol:
Hane hane neonta wena dewal:eek: ....eyath maaraine appa...ek eke shenigirl kiyala kiwwe? pissuda manda...:eek:
ekiyanne mage id eka wage thawa id ekak thiyenawaneda? ane hapoi....:growl: .
next tym balagena...eya kiyala hithagena mata katha karaida danne na....:lol: :lol:
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:49 PM
Hane hane neonta wena dewal:eek: ....eyath maaraine appa...ek eke shenigirl kiyala kiwwe? pissuda manda...:eek:
ekiyanne mage id eka wage thawa id ekak thiyenawaneda? ane hapoi....:growl: .
next tym balagena...eya kiyala hithagena mata katha karaida danne na....:lol: :lol:
hehehehe.. podi kenek men.. 15 lu... mokada shelani da wage namak kiuwe.. hehehe... kauda ithin danne.. monawa manda meyatath eka wage names arena wena namak da ganna bari una ne ithin :P :P :P :P
wena namak da gatha nam thin apita tapalenne na ne..
anike shes also from aus lu.. brisbane:lol:
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 02:51 PM
hehehehe.. podi kenek men.. 15 lu... mokada shelani da wage namak kiuwe.. hehehe... kauda ithin danne.. monawa manda meyatath eka wage names arena wena namak da ganna bari una ne ithin :P :P :P :P
wena namak da gatha nam thin apita tapalenne na ne..
anike shes also from aus lu.. brisbane:lol:
Ane mage nama unique name ekak harida...lolz eya magen copy karalkada koheda
happa eya brisabaneda? ane manda...
btw mee oya big brother balanawada?(wadimahal sahodaraya?) lolzz
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 02:53 PM
Ane mage nama unique name ekak harida...lolz eya magen copy karalkada koheda
happa eya brisabaneda? ane manda...
btw mee oya big brother balanawada?(wadimahal sahodaraya?) lolzz
appata siri... monawa da me katha... loku aiya balanawa aniwa.. pissu hadenawa ne eka..
me aparade me para UNCUT eka na ne.. hehehe :lol::lol::lol:
duka thamai ithin.. hehehe...
me oya eken katada vadiyama kamathi?????
mehe apu dawase idan hama yr ma balanaw amiss karane naha. hehe bt daily show nam balana une na.. uplate thamai godak welawata balanne.. hehehe:D:D:D
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 03:02 PM
appata siri... monawa da me katha... loku aiya balanawa aniwa.. pissu hadenawa ne eka..
me aparade me para UNCUT eka na ne.. hehehe :lol::lol::lol:
duka thamai ithin.. hehehe...
me oya eken katada vadiyama kamathi?????
mehe apu dawase idan hama yr ma balanaw amiss karane naha. hehe bt daily show nam balana une na.. uplate thamai godak welawata balanne.. hehehe:D:D:D
Happa maru ne...math ehemai hama awruddema balanawa...lol:D
apo adults only eka nathi ekath hodai..owa ammala issaraha balannath ba ne....:eek:
mee man nam asama joelta...:love: oya katada asa?i liked andrew also...koheda duka thamai me para giyane eya...:(
daily shw eka man balanneth aduwen...eth uplate balanawa maath....lolz
how do u think will win? plz tell its joel....:lol: :love: :lol:
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 03:07 PM
Happa maru ne...math ehemai hama awruddema balanawa...lol:D
apo adults only eka nathi ekath hodai..owa ammala issaraha balannath ba ne....:eek:
mee man nam asama joelta...:love: oya katada asa?i liked andrew also...koheda duka thamai me para giyane eya...:(
daily shw eka man balanneth aduwen...eth uplate balanawa maath....lolz
how do u think will win? plz tell its joel....:lol: :love: :lol:
me me How I Met Your Mother yanawa dan seven eke.. mama ikmnata balala enam okkkkkkkk:D:D
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 03:12 PM
me me How I Met Your Mother yanawa dan seven eke.. mama ikmnata balala enam okkkkkkkk:D:D
Ha ha balalama enna....lolzz..come and tell oya bb eke asama katada kiyala lolz
crazy_m
06-28-2007, 03:21 PM
hehehe mokada baya une?? oyath kanne chicken sandwiches da??? :shocked:
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
nEoN_wHitE
06-28-2007, 03:33 PM
Ha ha balalama enna....lolzz..come and tell oya bb eke asama katada kiyala lolz
apoo men joel ge kata hada nican mokada wage nee... nican amuthu karan katha karane.. he's ok bt mama nam kamathima Laura & Aleishata.... Aleishas like a baby ne.. mara fun men eyage katha ahan ina kota.. hehehe.. and swet lookin.. bt Laura nican amuthu wage unata.. eyath maru ne.. hehehe ;):D:D:D
shenigirl
06-28-2007, 03:42 PM
apoo men joel ge kata hada nican mokada wage nee... nican amuthu karan katha karane.. he's ok bt mama nam kamathima Laura & Aleishata.... Aleishas like a baby ne.. mara fun men eyage katha ahan ina kota.. hehehe.. and swet lookin.. bt Laura nican amuthu wage unata.. eyath maru ne.. hehehe ;):D:D:D
Hapoi...laura hari na appa...i mean looks hodai..habai bombayak wage ne eya....podda athnam paththu wenawea....
aliesha nam shok....maath asama eyata....maru neda eda ara michellwa bite lake robber kenek widiyata adala? he he he that waz so funny appa....
joelge katahada amuthu wunata eya shok men...he is so funny....and loos cute also...lolzzz
shaggy
06-28-2007, 03:44 PM
:oo: :oo: :oo: :lol: :lol: :lol:
fazaal24
06-28-2007, 03:55 PM
heh eh eh eh
nEoN_wHitE
06-29-2007, 06:08 AM
Hapoi...laura hari na appa...i mean looks hodai..habai bombayak wage ne eya....podda athnam paththu wenawea....
aliesha nam shok....maath asama eyata....maru neda eda ara michellwa bite lake robber kenek widiyata adala? he he he that waz so funny appa....
joelge katahada amuthu wunata eya shok men...he is so funny....and loos cute also...lolzzz
joel so funny kiyala therene tthin man ta ape look ekak thiyana nisa ne.. nadda:P:P.. hehehe...
e unath wat men eya katha karana vidiya... nican mara amuthui ne.. eka eyage hati da?? natham boruwata ad ekakata karanawada eya??:eek:
apooo ow habai looks thibata laura ta nam nicam mala panainawa.. ara mathaka da thomas ekka waliyak giya.. BB ara fishiing giyapu dawas wala.. eya gana baluwe nada mokada kiyala.. pissu...:D:D:D:D
ahh me oya hithanawa da aliesha & billy matching couple kiyala?? mata nam bully wa alanne naha.. nican ali pada wage....:eek:
Aphoo
06-29-2007, 10:34 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lahirumam
06-29-2007, 03:22 PM
this is for all the new EK memebers..
hehe old is gold:D:D:D:D
good to see old threads returning to the top...:yes: :yes:
nEoN_wHitE
06-29-2007, 03:24 PM
good to see old threads returning to the top...:yes: :yes:
ohh ya macho:D:D
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