gazaly
10-08-2007, 10:48 PM
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
You can stare at any Girl
You don't have to spend money on her
You won't get boring result in your board papers
No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing
If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u
Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy
This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u
Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore
You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life
You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place
You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them
You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports
You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less
You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her
You won’t have to fight over having a 'special' friend with your folks
No nonstop nonsense
You wont have drown in the pool of her tears
No tension
You can be "yourself" You won’t have to hide your telephone bills
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
You can stare at any Girl
You don't have to spend money on her
You won't get boring result in your board papers
No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing
If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u
Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy
This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u
Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore
You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life
You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place
You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them
You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports
You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less
You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her
You won’t have to fight over having a 'special' friend with your folks
No nonstop nonsense
You wont have drown in the pool of her tears
No tension
You can be "yourself" You won’t have to hide your telephone bills