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sri_lion
03-31-2010, 07:37 PM
It's good to know... especially if you are a HALAL fanatic!

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs' blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence "very offensive".

University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig - including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters.

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/30/1225847/667191-cigarettes.jpg

Read More >> (http://www.news.com.au/national/cigarettes-may-contain-pigs-blood/story-e6frfkvr-1225847653290)

SIRUS3001
03-31-2010, 07:40 PM
:eek: Thank God I don't Smoke :P

Michael
03-31-2010, 07:41 PM
non-smoker here :cool:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 07:42 PM
:eek: Thank God I don't Smoke :P

non-smoker here :cool:

Good for you guys! :lol:

urajdrlk
03-31-2010, 07:46 PM
Hoda welaawata api owata naa......!! :no: :no:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 07:48 PM
i love to eat Pork :P

Mal Aiyya
03-31-2010, 07:49 PM
I didnt know you donate blood towards cigarette production. You must be filthy rich now with all the billions of cigarettes smoked around the world.

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 07:52 PM
I didnt know you donate blood towards cigarette production. You must be filthy rich now with all the billions of cigarettes smoked around the world.

I understand your frustration dude :rofl: you didn't know all the while you were sucking PIG BLOOD did you? HAHAHA! :lol: oops.. there goes the HALAL! :lol:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 07:56 PM
i love to eat Pork :P

soonly u can get results :P:lol::lol:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 07:58 PM
i love to eat Pork :P

Me too!

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 07:59 PM
soonly u can get results :P:lol::lol:
well i was eating pork from long time back, i think the results only come to you people :rofl: not for us

vikee
03-31-2010, 07:59 PM
Well.. its kind f ok then... I was worried a bit of the price they have put on cigerrattes these days... but now i know i get some pork also with it... now its ok... he he lol

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:00 PM
Me too!
specially wild boar

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:02 PM
Well.. its kind f ok then... I was worried a bit of the price they have put on cigerrattes these days... but now i know i get some pork also with it... now its ok... he he lol

:lol: 2 in 1 :lol:

Mal Aiyya
03-31-2010, 08:04 PM
I understand your frustration dude :rofl: you didn't know all the while you were sucking PIG BLOOD did you? HAHAHA! :lol: oops.. there goes the HALAL! :lol:

Oh.. I am sorry, I didnt get that "pleasure" of making a pig rich, and making it weak by every inhale I make.

Well, now that you published this, you are going to end up one poor pig in yucky mud. Keep sucking on that. Or how about suck your own blood through cigarettes and gain all the blood you've lost? :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:06 PM
I've always wondered why i don't miss the bite while drinking when I've a smoke in hand :rofl:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:06 PM
well i was eating pork from long time back, i think the results only come to you people :rofl: not for us

slow death.. :rofl:

Randir
03-31-2010, 08:08 PM
Me too!

:P:P:P:P

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:09 PM
slow death.. :rofl:

as opposed to what? public stoning? :lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:10 PM
slow death.. :rofl:
then thats nothing to worry about is it ? We are all dying anyway.

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:10 PM
I've always wondered why i don't miss the bite while drinking when I've a smoke in hand :rofl:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

slow death.. :rofl:
as always hilarious answer from Siraj :lol::lol:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:10 PM
Me too!

Malaysia wala ema shop ekakama wage tiyanawada? pork:confused:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:11 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:


as always hilarious answer from Siraj :lol::lol:

:no:
:lol::lol::lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:11 PM
as opposed to what? public stoning? :lol:
LOLZ, that line reminds me of Resevior dogs.. :D

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:12 PM
then thats nothing to worry about is it ? We are all dying anyway.

:lol::lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:13 PM
LOLZ, that line reminds me of Resevior dogs.. :D

how come :)

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:14 PM
:no:
:lol::lol::lol:



Liquor - slow death
Smoking - slow death
eating pork - slow death
accidentally cutting the dick instead of the last bit - fast death

( leave the dick alone and go for the slow death ) :lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:17 PM
how come :)
Mr. Pink: This is bad. This is so fucking bad. Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?
This is with regard to Tim Roth's character being shot and bleeding.
:)

smother
03-31-2010, 08:18 PM
i Luv Pork Blood :P

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:18 PM
Liquor - slow death
Smoking - slow death
eating pork - slow death
accidentally cutting the dick instead of the last bit - fast death

( leave the dick alone and go for the slow death ) :lol:
meh, you forgot :

LIVING : slow death.

:lol:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:19 PM
Oh.. I am sorry, I didnt get that "pleasure" of making a pig rich, and making it weak by every inhale I make.

Well, now that you published this, you are going to end up one poor pig in yucky mud. Keep sucking on that. Or how about suck your own blood through cigarettes and gain all the blood you've lost? :lol:

Dude... give yourself a break man... no point yakking at me, PIG BLOOD is in your system already! :lol:

Its OK dude, you didn't know it contained pig blood... MAY PEACE BE UPON YOU!!! :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:19 PM
Mr. Pink: This is bad. This is so fucking bad. Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?
This is with regard to Tim Roth's character being shot and bleeding.
:)

Mr pink - why am I mr pink?
joe - cos you are a faggot :rofl:

love this movie.

Mal Aiyya
03-31-2010, 08:19 PM
Liquor - slow death
Smoking - slow death
eating pork - slow death
accidentally cutting the dick instead of the last bit - fast death

( leave the dick alone and go for the slow death ) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ouch!

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:19 PM
meh, you forgot :

LIVING : slow death.

:lol:
yeah my bad :baffled:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:20 PM
as opposed to what? public stoning? :lol:

:lol:x10

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:20 PM
i Luv Pork Blood :P

who doesn't :P

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:21 PM
Dude... give yourself a break man... no point yakking at me, PIG BLOOD is in your system already! :lol:

Its OK dude, you didn't know it contained pig blood... MAY PEACE BE UPON YOU!!! :lol:
this guy is worried about pigs blood ??
Isnt he busy smoking WEED ? :lol:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:22 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ouch!
:rofl:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:23 PM
Liquor - slow death
Smoking - slow death
eating pork - slow death
accidentally cutting the dick instead of the last bit - fast death

( leave the dick alone and go for the slow death ) :lol:

:rofl::rofl: siraj should feel lucky.

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:24 PM
this guy is worried about pigs blood ??
Isnt he busy smoking WEED ? :lol:

I don't know... he clearly is disturbed by the news...:rofl:

I'm warning him he gotta stop smoking weed too before they discover pig's sperm in it! :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:25 PM
this guy is worried about pigs blood ??
Isnt he busy smoking WEED ? :lol:

lemme remind you that "patto" have no cigarette filters with piggy blood in them :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:26 PM
I don't know... he clearly is disturbed by the news...:rofl:

I'm warning him he gotta stop smoking weed too before they discover pig's sperm in it! :lol:

you old devil, don't you ruin it for us :rofl:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:26 PM
lemme remind you that "patto" have no cigarette filters with piggy blood in them :lol:
its likely to to have pig's shit and like sri_lion says, pigs sperm! :rofl:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:27 PM
:rofl::rofl: siraj should feel lucky.

deffa :rofl::rofl:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:29 PM
:rofl::rofl: siraj should feel lucky.
for loosing his dick :shocked:

Mal Aiyya
03-31-2010, 08:29 PM
Dude... give yourself a break man... no point yakking at me, PIG BLOOD is in your system already! :lol:

Its OK dude, you didn't know it contained pig blood... MAY PEACE BE UPON YOU!!! :lol:

I think you've stepped on your own pointy little pig-tail.

I dont smoke. :lol: Got that one wrong didnt you?

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:31 PM
you old devil, don't you ruin it for us :rofl:

Hey.. considering that PIGS mate for pleasure and they mate all the time unlike other animals, I feel that chances are higher that you get a sperm+blood cocktail! :lol::lol::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:32 PM
for loosing his dick :shocked:

yeah here see 2day http://si.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%B6%B8%E0%B7%8F%E0%B6%B1%E0%B7%80_%E0%B6%B4%E0% B7%8A%E2%80%8D%E0%B6%BB%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%92%E0%B7%81 %E0%B6%9A%E0%B7%8A%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%92_%E0%B6%8C%E0% B6%AB%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%8F_%E0%B7%80%E0%B7%9B%E0%B6%B B%E0%B7%83%E0%B6%BA_%E0%B6%BB%E0%B7%9D%E0%B6%9C_%E 0%B7%80%E0%B7%8A%E2%80%8D%E0%B6%BA%E0%B7%8F%E0%B6% B4%E0%B7%8A%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%92%E0%B6%BA

ප්‍රශ්නය: මුස්ලිම් පුරුෂයන් අතර සිදුවන චර්ම ඡේදනයේ විද්‍යාත්මක පසුබිමක් තිබේ ද (http://youth-si.happylife.lk/kb/?q=node/109#introduction)?



පිළිතුර මුස්ලිම් වරුන් අතර මේ කාර්‍යය බහුලව භාවිතා වන අනිවාර්‍යය ආගමික චාරිත්‍රයකි. මෙහිදී සිදුකරනු ලබන්නේ ශිෂ්ණයේ පෙරසම කුඩා ශල්‍ය කර්මයක් මගින් ඉවත් කිරීමය. මෙහිදී පුරුෂ ලිංගයේ පෙරසම ඉවත් කිරීමේ හේතුවෙන් එම ප්‍රදේශයේ පිරිසුදුකම සනීපාරක්ෂාව වඩාත් වැඩි දියුණු වන බව පෙනෙන්නට ඇති වඩා හොද සාක්ෂියකි.

:rofl::)

tawa daanawanm metana daana puluwan...:rofl::rofl:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:33 PM
out of Jokes u found why they adding pig blood in cigarettes

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2876/44084705impotence.jpg

to increase the blood flow by adding pigs blood :lol:

Mal Aiyya
03-31-2010, 08:35 PM
I don't know... he clearly is disturbed by the news...:rofl:

I'm warning him he gotta stop smoking weed too before they discover pig's sperm in it! :lol:

Well you must be knowing of it in that case, do they come steal your children in liquid for mass scale production of weed? Arent you frustrated about it? Do you need someone to talk to?

In my case, my stuff comes from the home garden, and it doesnt contain any biological fluids what-so-ever

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:39 PM
In my case, my stuff comes from the home garden, and it doesnt contain any biological fluids what-so-ever
other than your own ? :P

prasadana2
03-31-2010, 08:42 PM
smoking kills (but all f u die some day).. im a none smoker..

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:43 PM
yeah here see 2day http://si.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%B6%B8%E0%B7%8F%E0%B6%B1%E0%B7%80_%E0%B6%B4%E0% B7%8A%E2%80%8D%E0%B6%BB%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%92%E0%B7%81 %E0%B6%9A%E0%B7%8A%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%92_%E0%B6%8C%E0% B6%AB%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%8F_%E0%B7%80%E0%B7%9B%E0%B6%B B%E0%B7%83%E0%B6%BA_%E0%B6%BB%E0%B7%9D%E0%B6%9C_%E 0%B7%80%E0%B7%8A%E2%80%8D%E0%B6%BA%E0%B7%8F%E0%B6% B4%E0%B7%8A%E0%B6%AD%E0%B7%92%E0%B6%BA

ප්‍රශ්නය: මුස්ලිම් පුරුෂයන් අතර සිදුවන චර්ම ඡේදනයේ විද්‍යාත්මක පසුබිමක් තිබේ ද (http://youth-si.happylife.lk/kb/?q=node/109#introduction)?



පිළිතුර මුස්ලිම් වරුන් අතර මේ කාර්‍යය බහුලව භාවිතා වන අනිවාර්‍යය ආගමික චාරිත්‍රයකි. මෙහිදී සිදුකරනු ලබන්නේ ශිෂ්ණයේ පෙරසම කුඩා ශල්‍ය කර්මයක් මගින් ඉවත් කිරීමය. මෙහිදී පුරුෂ ලිංගයේ පෙරසම ඉවත් කිරීමේ හේතුවෙන් එම ප්‍රදේශයේ පිරිසුදුකම සනීපාරක්ෂාව වඩාත් වැඩි දියුණු වන බව පෙනෙන්නට ඇති වඩා හොද සාක්ෂියකි.

:rofl::)

tawa daanawanm metana daana puluwan...:rofl::rofl:

i don't need to read those and i don't need to cut the end of my dick to do sex, all i need is a hot horny sexy girl :lol:

sirajstc
03-31-2010, 08:45 PM
smoking kills (but all f u die some day).. im a none smoker..

:yes:

tharindudoo
03-31-2010, 08:47 PM
මම සිගරට් කටේ තියන්නෙ වත් නෑහෑ,,

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:47 PM
Well you must be knowing of it in that case, do they come steal your children in liquid for mass scale production of weed? Arent you frustrated about it? Do you need someone to talk to?

Not frustrated at all... I help people like you... when you start shooting blanks! Let me know if you need help.. :lol:

In my case, my stuff comes from the home garden, and it doesnt contain any biological fluids what-so-ever

Yeah they don't need much fluids when you grow them on your toilet pit.. good for you mate, you are a perfect role model for 3R concept.. totally green!!! :lol:

Pentagram
03-31-2010, 08:49 PM
:eek: Thank God I don't Smoke :P

Same here!! :rofl:

prasadana2
03-31-2010, 08:52 PM
i don't need to read those and i don't need to cut the end of my dick to do sex, all i need is a hot horny sexy girl :lol:

Theres a Gud saying for this.. :)
Under The buriya There is No Barrier.. :lol: :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:53 PM
its likely to to have pig's shit and like sri_lion says, pigs sperm! :rofl:

dude..whatever gets me high :lol: ..pigs dwell in filth unlike weed that's in meadows of heaven :P

for loosing his dick :shocked:

for not losing it you noob :rofl: he should have given the chop-chop another chance.

Hey.. considering that PIGS mate for pleasure and they mate all the time unlike other animals, I feel that chances are higher that you get a sperm+blood cocktail! :lol::lol::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

pigs do not do it for fun :lol: or do they? this is too depressing ..im gna wna have a smoke.

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:54 PM
Not frustrated at all... I help people like you... when you start shooting blanks! Let me know if you need help.. :lol:



Yeah they don't need much fluids when you grow them on your toilet pit.. good for you mate, you are a perfect role model for 3R concept.. totally green!!! :lol:
I sense a long seated animosity here... :rolleyes:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 08:54 PM
Theres a Gud saying for this.. :)
Under The buriya There is No Barrier.. :lol: :lol:
only today i heard that :lol::lol::lol: gud one http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif but - use protection :lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 08:56 PM
Theres a Gud saying for this.. :)
Under The buriya There is No Barrier.. :lol: :lol:
doesnt this mean that you're dealing with a broken box ?

twisted
03-31-2010, 08:58 PM
I sense a long seated animosity here... :rolleyes:

they are in need of round of pot :P that's really bonding you know.

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 08:59 PM
pigs do not do it for fun :lol: or do they? this is too depressing ..im gna wna have a smoke.

I've read somewhere that PIGS and DOLPHINS do it for fun! :P

Enjoy your smoke... try not to think about that pig blood+sperm or maybe a dash of pig shit... well I didn't mean to ruin your smoke... off you go! :lol:

prasadana2
03-31-2010, 09:00 PM
doesnt this mean that you're dealing with a broken box ?

well it can mean that or not.. if u deal with a broken box u have full asses to under the Buri parts If its a Virgin Under the Buri Thung Action.. haha :lol:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:01 PM
I sense a long seated animosity here... :rolleyes:

Oh! no! I'm good.. wonder why he has such a hatred for me! :lol:

prasadana2
03-31-2010, 09:02 PM
only today i heard that :lol::lol::lol: gud one http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif but - use protection :lol:

hehe thanks bro.. aniwa.. :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:02 PM
I've read somewhere that PIGS and DOLPHINS do it for fun! :P

Enjoy your smoke... try not to think about that pig blood+sperm or maybe a dash of pig shit... well I didn't mean to ruin your smoke... off you go! :lol:

i remember reading that only human and dolphins do it ..but in naked ape or the human zoo it's every species that do it for fun :P the guy who wrote those books musta been a perv anyway lol

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:03 PM
well it can mean that or not.. if u deal with a broken box u have full asses to under the Buri parts If its a Virgin Under the Buri Thung Action.. haha :lol:
say what ?? :confused: :confused:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:05 PM
i remember reading that only human and dolphins do it ..but in naked ape or the human zoo it's every species that do it for fun :P the guy who wrote those books musta been a perv anyway lol
the guy who wrote those 2 books is considered to be a Sci Fi master..

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:06 PM
well it can mean that or not.. if u deal with a broken box u have full asses to under the Buri parts If its a Virgin Under the Buri Thung Action.. haha :lol:

Errr... man you got so excited you doesn't make any sense anymore! :lol:

Try again in a few minutes time... go have smoke with twisted! :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:07 PM
the guy who wrote those 2 books is considered to be a Sci Fi master..

name some ..i might've read one or two :P

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:07 PM
well it can mean that or not.. if u deal with a broken box u have full asses to under the Buri parts If its a Virgin Under the Buri Thong Action.. haha :lol:

if its a virgin then knock ya head on the wall to confirm its not a dream :lol:

isuruimg
03-31-2010, 09:08 PM
I used to smoke earlier bt now i smoke while drinking only :P

thm14
03-31-2010, 09:08 PM
I understand your frustration dude :rofl: you didn't know all the while you were sucking PIG BLOOD did you? HAHAHA! :lol: oops.. there goes the HALAL! :lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:08 PM
if its a virgin then knock ya head on the wall to confirm its not a dream :lol:
but not too hard. you need be awake... :P

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:09 PM
but not too hard. you need be awake... :P

true :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:09 PM
Errr... man you got so excited you doesn't make any sense anymore! :lol:

Try again in a few minutes time... go have smoke with twisted! :lol:

no thank you :P i will not have some guy on over-flooding hormones digging on my navel :rofl: ...

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:09 PM
I used to smoke earlier bt now i smoke while drinking only :P
so now its two vices.. :P

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:11 PM
if its a virgin then knock ya head on the wall to confirm its not a dream :lol:

but not too hard. you need be awake... :P

try to keep this lil test of yours from the girl lest she should be turned off by it :lol:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:13 PM
try to keep this lil test of yours from the girl lest she should be turned off by it :lol:

well she might think its a new style :lol: wall style

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:13 PM
try to keep this lil test of yours from the girl lest she should be turned off by it :lol:
is she as wide as a wall ?? :oo:
Then you had better knock your head real hard! :P

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:13 PM
i remember reading that only human and dolphins do it ..but in naked ape or the human zoo it's every species that do it for fun :P the guy who wrote those books musta been a perv anyway lol

Well..yeah.. we don't really know they feel pleasure or its just the urge to get it over with, I haven't come across any biologist making statements that animal's find it pleasurable having sex!

If only they could talk! :lol::rofl:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:15 PM
Well..yeah.. we don't really know they feel pleasure or its just the urge to get it over with, I haven't come across any biologist making statements that animal's find it pleasurable having sex!

If only they could talk! :lol::rofl:
doesnt monkeys do it for fun ? They sure wank a lot. In public too! :P

isuruimg
03-31-2010, 09:16 PM
so now its two vices.. :P

who cares . both r fall into same vice - සුරාමේරය :rofl:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:17 PM
well she might think its a new style :lol: wall style

she gives herself to you and you bang your freaking head on the wall ..:lol: that could inspire some serious low confidence on her.

is she as wide as a wall ?? :oo:
Then you had better knock your head real hard! :P

you are picturing it the wrong way :P try to look at it as, bed, you and the girl on it, and the bed's by the wall on which you'd be banging your head.

Well..yeah.. we don't really know they feel pleasure or its just the urge to get it over with, I haven't come across any biologist making statements that animal's find it pleasurable having sex!

If only they could talk! :lol::rofl:

well the way the dogs do it in streets sure looks fun :rofl:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:18 PM
This pic is taken at "babarakanda waterfalls" the water was frekn cold the ciga saved me :lol:

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs370.snc3/23774_1303165193553_1663193409_746724_4077607_n.jp g

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:18 PM
if its a virgin then knock ya head on the wall to confirm its not a dream :lol:

And also remember if your d*ck doesn't hit the wall before your head does and she's not a virgin... you are in big trouble! :lol::lol::lol:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:20 PM
she gives herself to you and you bang your freaking head on the wall ..:lol: that could inspire some serious low confidence on her.


බිත්තියට හේත්තුකරං ගහනකොට ඕව අමතකයි :lol:
be back - off to have my dinner

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:20 PM
This pic is taken at "babarakanda waterfalls" the water was frekn cold the ciga saved me :lol:

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs370.snc3/23774_1303165193553_1663193409_746724_4077607_n.jp g
so pigs blood saves lives ? :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:20 PM
doesnt monkeys do it for fun ? They sure wank a lot. In public too! :P

according to the human zoo again, that's how they take the extra hormones in them out which otherwise would be used on ...looking for food or hunting or playing or doing whatever the bored monkeys would be doing., which in a caged monkeys case in a zoo.

they wank when they are angry, bored, or sad :P

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:21 PM
Talking about sex.. here's one interesting news from India :lol:

http://www.dailychilli.com/news/3053-21-days-of-erections-left-man-impotent

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:21 PM
according to the human zoo again, that's how they take the extra hormones in them out which otherwise would be used on ...looking for food or hunting or playing or doing whatever the bored monkeys would be doing., which in a caged monkeys case in a zoo.

they wank when they are angry, bored, or sad :P
:lol:
that reminds me of that guy in Crank 2! :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:22 PM
බිත්තියට හේත්තුකරං ගහනකොට ඕව අමතකයි :lol:
be back - off to have my dinner

:lol::lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:23 PM
:lol:
that reminds me of that guy in Crank 2! :lol:

jason stetham is quite the man :lol: ..that chick was hot btw.

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:24 PM
Talking about sex.. here's one interesting news from India :lol:

http://www.dailychilli.com/news/3053-21-days-of-erections-left-man-impotent
did anyone notice the DATE on that article ? :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:24 PM
Talking about sex.. here's one interesting news from India :lol:

http://www.dailychilli.com/news/3053-21-days-of-erections-left-man-impotent

wonder what he's been looking at :lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:25 PM
jason stetham is quite the man :lol: ..that chick was hot btw.
Not him. The other guy who humps every few minutes! :lol:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:26 PM
they wank when they are angry, bored, or sad :P

That's a lot of reasons to wank.... and people say humans are complicated! :lol:

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:28 PM
wonder what he's been looking at :lol:

Boner for 3 weeks @ 55

I hope he made the most of it!!! :lol::rofl:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:30 PM
Not him. The other guy who humps every few minutes! :lol:

which one's that then? :P:oo:

That's a lot of reasons to wank.... and people say humans are complicated! :lol:

oh and apes also wanks when are the preparing for a fight or when they are scared :lol: it must be fun to be an ape.

prasadana2
03-31-2010, 09:31 PM
Errr... man you got so excited you doesn't make any sense anymore! :lol:

Try again in a few minutes time... go have smoke with twisted! :lol:

:lol: :lol: i lost..

¤--bACarDi--¤
03-31-2010, 09:32 PM
as opposed to what? public stoning? :lol:


pwned !! :lol::lol:

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:32 PM
which one's that then? :P:oo:



oh and apes also wanks when are the preparing for a fight or when they are scared :lol: it must be fun to be an ape.
there's one long haired dude in crank 2 that comes to help Jason's character.

TakurZ
03-31-2010, 09:32 PM
http://mombshells.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/img_0450.jpg



NON-SMOKER:):):)

sri_lion
03-31-2010, 09:34 PM
oh and apes also wanks when are the preparing for a fight or when they are scared :lol: it must be fun to be an ape.

You see they are intelligent... that's a better way to resolve issues than physical contact...

I wank, you wank.. lets see who get there first! :lol: But in human terms that would be pre-mature ejaculation! :rofl:

prasadana2
03-31-2010, 09:34 PM
Boner for 3 weeks @ 55

I hope he made the most of it!!! :lol::rofl:

i found the name for it.. Priapism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:35 PM
:lol::lol:
:P
so pigs blood saves lives ? :lol:
:lol:
And also remember if your d*ck doesn't hit the wall before your head does and she's not a virgin... you are in big trouble! :lol::lol::lol:
then it has to be extremely used hole :lol:

GihanFX
03-31-2010, 09:37 PM
Talking about sex.. here's one interesting news from India :lol:

http://www.dailychilli.com/news/3053-21-days-of-erections-left-man-impotent
21 days :lol: holy cow

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:37 PM
Boner for 3 weeks @ 55

I hope he made the most of it!!! :lol::rofl:

however he musta been quite content in that state to have waited for 3 weeks to have it checked :rofl:

pwned !! :lol::lol:

:lol::P

there's one long haired dude in crank 2 that comes to help Jason's character.

oh yeah ..whose twin bro died on crank 1

You see they are intelligent... that's a better way to resolve issues than physical contact...

I wank, you wank.. lets see who get there first! :lol: But in human terms that would be pre-mature ejaculation! :rofl:

what the hell does human know :lol: we no longer are true to the essence of living as god who using evolution, made us meant it.

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:38 PM
i found the name for it.. Priapism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

that was in the article too einstein :P

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:44 PM
that was in the article too einstein :P
well did any of the geniuses notice the date of that article ? :P

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:44 PM
what the hell does human know :lol: we no longer are true to the essence of living as god who using evolution, made us meant it.

so we should wank a lot more ? :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:47 PM
well did any of the geniuses notice the date of that article ? :P

29th march? :P anyway read the comments on that page :lol: they are epic

so we should wank a lot more ? :lol:

that's biologically evident that we should :P

janaka33
03-31-2010, 09:51 PM
i'm not a smoker :):):)thanks for sharing :):):)

kosandpol
03-31-2010, 09:54 PM
29th march?
No, on top of the web page, the date is shown as 1st April 2010 :lol:

twisted
03-31-2010, 09:57 PM
No, on top of the web page, the date is shown as 1st April 2010 :lol:

early april fool jokes? :lol: or did we just go forth in time.

suraj1132
04-01-2010, 03:32 PM
It's good to know... especially if you are a HALAL fanatic!

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs' blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence "very offensive".

University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig - including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters.

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/30/1225847/667191-cigarettes.jpg

Read More >> (http://www.news.com.au/national/cigarettes-may-contain-pigs-blood/story-e6frfkvr-1225847653290)

hmm does this mean a chain of suicidal attacks against those companies...:lol:

sri_lion
04-01-2010, 06:19 PM
hmm does this mean a chain of suicidal attacks against those companies...:lol:

All this could have been prevented if GOD never created PIG!

Well... guess its too late now! :lol:

GihanFX
04-01-2010, 06:26 PM
http://www.emrupdate.com/images/resources/newsletters/cigarette.jpg
wow, Cigas have Toluene :) we use Toluene as a Octane booster on Race cars, when the Toluene Mix with Fuel the Exhaust gas is deadly, if u inhale it you'll be Faintish, pig blood cant do a shit that Toluene can do

Sailani
04-01-2010, 06:38 PM
It's good to know... especially if you are a HALAL fanatic!

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs' blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence "very offensive".

University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig - including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters.

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/30/1225847/667191-cigarettes.jpg

Read More >> (http://www.news.com.au/national/cigarettes-may-contain-pigs-blood/story-e6frfkvr-1225847653290)

Al Hamdulillah, i don't smoke same time i request and command all the muslim (who read this thread) to quit smocking.

Good post, thank you for the information....:)

kosandpol
04-01-2010, 06:40 PM
http://www.emrupdate.com/images/resources/newsletters/cigarette.jpg
wow, Cigas have Toluene :) we use Toluene as a Octane booster on Race cars, when the Toluene Mix with Fuel the Exhaust gas is deadly, if u inhale it you'll be Faintish, pig blood cant do a shit that Toluene can do
so throwing a few cigars in to the gas tank will give you a nitro boost ? :P

twisted
04-01-2010, 06:43 PM
http://www.emrupdate.com/images/resources/newsletters/cigarette.jpg
wow, Cigas have Toluene :) we use Toluene as a Octane booster on Race cars, when the Toluene Mix with Fuel the Exhaust gas is deadly, if u inhale it you'll be Faintish, pig blood cant do a shit that Toluene can do

looks like it's worth the 18 rs we pay :P

GihanFX
04-01-2010, 06:44 PM
so throwing a few cigars in to the gas tank will give you a nitro boost ? :P
:lol::lol: few wont do the job :P

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs169.snc1/6328_107074616217_582996217_2645902_2919620_n.jpg

sri_lion
04-01-2010, 06:47 PM
http://www.emrupdate.com/images/resources/newsletters/cigarette.jpg
wow, Cigas have Toluene :) we use Toluene as a Octane booster on Race cars, when the Toluene Mix with Fuel the Exhaust gas is deadly, if u inhale it you'll be Faintish, pig blood cant do a shit that Toluene can do

BUG SPRAY? WTF!? :baffled:

Recycle Bin
04-01-2010, 06:55 PM
nice work bro

GihanFX
04-01-2010, 07:00 PM
BUG SPRAY? WTF!? :baffled:
මෝටින් ද දන්නෙ නැහැ :rofl:

kosandpol
04-01-2010, 07:07 PM
BUG SPRAY? WTF!? :baffled:
well now you know why bugs dont smoke..

jeffhardy
04-01-2010, 07:12 PM
huta

twisted
04-01-2010, 07:16 PM
huta

you are muslim and also smoking i take it. :lol:

sri_lion
04-01-2010, 07:21 PM
well now you know why bugs dont smoke..

Well, now I know why Programmers smoke so much... they hate "bugs" :lol::rofl:

¤--bACarDi--¤
04-01-2010, 07:22 PM
looks like it's worth the 18 rs we pay :P


shit yeah lot of stuff :P

kosandpol
04-01-2010, 07:24 PM
Well, now I know why Programmers smoke so much... they hate "bugs" :lol::rofl:
mysteries of the universe are beginning to unravel..
All thanks to porky! :lol:

twisted
04-01-2010, 07:33 PM
shit yeah lot of stuff :P

i was feeling cheated :lol:

mysteries of the universe are beginning to unravel..
All thanks to porky! :lol:

what are prophets for :lol:

sri_lion
04-01-2010, 07:36 PM
mysteries of the universe are beginning to unravel..
All thanks to porky! :lol:

No kidding.. :lol:

Next time Green Goblin should chuck one in Spiderman's throat.. game over! :lol:

kosandpol
04-01-2010, 07:43 PM
No kidding.. :lol:

Next time Green Goblin should chuck one in Spiderman's throat.. game over! :lol:
too bad Gobby went insane before finding this. If he waited a couple more years, bye bye spidy! :D

kosandpol
04-01-2010, 07:44 PM
what are prophets for :lol:
to kill the piggies. Otherwise they loose their day job. :lol:

smother
04-01-2010, 08:15 PM
Cigarette smoke contains over 4,000 chemicals, including 43 known cancer-causing (carcinogenic) compounds and 400 other toxins. These include nicotine, tar, and carbon monoxide, as well as formaldehyde, ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic,'pig blood' and DDT.
mechara godak dala Rs 19/- kohoma denawada danne na ;)

sri_lion
04-01-2010, 08:18 PM
mechara godak dala Rs 19/- kohoma denawada danne na ;)

Value for money... and we thought Kasiya is bad! :lol:

blood_brotha
04-01-2010, 08:24 PM
It's good to know... especially if you are a HALAL fanatic!

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pigs' blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence "very offensive".

University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig - including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters.

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/03/30/1225847/667191-cigarettes.jpg

Read More >> (http://www.news.com.au/national/cigarettes-may-contain-pigs-blood/story-e6frfkvr-1225847653290)

news for my muslim brethren..

Snake eyes
04-01-2010, 08:25 PM
Smokers are suckers so are the people who make them

smother
04-01-2010, 08:26 PM
Value for money... and we thought Kasiya is bad! :lol:
:baffled::lol:

blood_brotha
04-01-2010, 08:29 PM
Me too!

yummy