Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM

[rapa]

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

[nEoN_wHitE]

monawa unath athama kathawa heheheh :D:D:D

aparade thawa stpes 3k danma nam 50 steps wenawa :lol:

[deffa]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he he kathawa etha thama...lol

[teescha]

:angry: :angry: excuse me...........................not 100% true:angry:

[Lich]

no Comments from me..

[teescha]

no Comments from me..

Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Why U say no comments this is not True ne..U know that...................

[deffa]

no Comments from me..


hehe lich cant make any comment now..hehe.mokada lich is in :love: :love:

wel it is true....lol

[Lich]

ya guys...

to be honest.. i think this is Right...


girls are like that... ;) ;) ;)


through my exprience ;) :(

[deffa]

ya guys...

to be honest.. i think this is Right...


girls are like that... ;) ;) ;)


through my exprience ;) :(

ah at last Lich made a comment...:cool: :cool:
elakiri..hehe but its k to make a sacrifice....:love: :love:
for the person u :love: :love:

[teescha]

ya guys...

to be honest.. i think this is Right...


girls are like that... ;) ;) ;)


through my exprience ;) :(

I cant believe I am seeing all these words... LICH.....after sacrificing whole my life to U!!!:(

[Lich]

but guys..

i told the truth.. .Girls are Waisting time.. doing bulshits..i dont want to talk about it..

[deffa]

I cant believe I am seeing all these words... LICH.....after sacrificing whole my life to U!!!:(


hey its not his fault we made him do it..:cool: :cool:

[teescha]

ALL THE MEN ARE SAME.................THEY NEVER APPRECIATE IN ONE SINGLE WORD WHAT THE WOMEN HAVE SACRIFICED FOR THEM. ITS A VERY SELFISH THINKING....FEEL VERY SORRY...........:(

[Lich]

see guys...

i told u ne.... Girls are really like that..

[teescha]

but guys..

i told the truth.. .Girls are Waisting time.. doing bulshits..i dont want to talk about it..


WHAT IS ur PROBLEM LICH???? U SOUNDS AWFUL TODAY

[deffa]

ALL THE MEN ARE SAME.................THEY NEVER APPRECIATE IN ONE SINGLE WORD WHAT THE WOMEN HAVE SACRIFICED FOR THEM. ITS A VERY SELFISH THINKING....FEEL VERY SORRY...........:(

ON what basis do you say that.?.not all men are the same..and not every lady is da same..every person has his/her own unique quality

[teescha]

see guys...

i told u ne.... Girls are really like that..



I GUESS U HAVE PROBS WITH ONLY ONE GAL......SO U CANT SAY ALL THE GALS ARE LIKE THAT..............WHATEVER!!!

[HishamZz]

lolz @ deffa (due to prior posts ;-) )... lich n teesha in a bond ?? seriously.. crazy!!!

Zz

very very true... 4 certain women though..

Zz

[teescha]

ON what basis do you say that.?.not all men are the same..and not every lady is da same..every person has his/her own unique quality

ON WHAT BASIS LICH SAY LIKE THAT DEFFA???

[deffa]

I GUESS U HAVE PROBS WITH ONLY ONE GAL......SO U CANT SAY ALL THE GALS ARE LIKE THAT..............WHATEVER!!!

hey ppl chil out this is gettin a bit hot nw...:D :D :D :D :yes: but gals do these stuff..most of them:yes:

[teescha]

lolz @ deffa (due to prior posts ;-) )... lich n teesha in a bond ?? seriously.. crazy!!!

Zz

very very true... 4 certain women though..

Zz

eXCUSE ME???????

[deffa]

ON WHAT BASIS LICH SAY LIKE THAT DEFFA???

wel its not only lich..normally gals dont work on time(not all of them) and these things do happn..we gotta admit it..wel a majority of the gals are like this..nOone said dat u wer like dis ne..:D :D

[deffa]

hey ppl nice chat:D :D :D but i gotta go nw..really wished i cudve stayed more..i got ma xam 2 write in da mrnin..so bye every one....chao:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol:

[teescha]

wel its not only lich..normally gals dont work on time(not all of them) and these things do happn..we gotta admit it..wel a majority of the gals are like this..nOone said dat u wer like dis ne..:D :D


bORU KIYANNA EPA!!!! DEFFA................PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ LOOK DOWN........LOOK AT THE SOIL...COME DOWN FROM THAT DREAMY WORLD.......WOMEN ARE NOT BARBI DOALS.............LOOK AT UR MOMS AND THEN U WILL UNDERSTAND!!

[Lich]

what is this guys..

as we all know that Girls are like that.. but did i ever said that Teescha is like that nae ne.. ( Meya mawa kanna yanawane )... anika tamai i told the truth.. even Teescha is not workin to the time.. girls are like that.. and girls want the facials and stuff ne.. ara beauty parlour stuff ne.. isn't that true ?

but i never did anything said to Teescha. i just told to the Girls... not specially u. might b u also wrong. :cool:

and u all know that i Love Teescha lot ne..

but one thing for sure.. guys.. remember this..

THE TRUTH IS BITTER

Nattam kattiya mechchara mala paninne nae neda.. ekath hitanne .. just give u a IDEA

[teescha]

OK BYE LICH THANX FOR UR WONDERFUL WORDS.I JUST CANT STOP WETTING MY EYES AFTER ALL THESE THINGS THAT I DID TO u.

[Lich]

OK BYE LICH THANX FOR UR WONDERFUL WORDS.I JUST CANT STOP WETTING MY EYES AFTER ALL THESE THINGS THAT I DID TO u.


what is this.. :( :( :(

[HishamZz]

eh... am gettin real real confused here.. lolz.. yo lich .. teescha ya gf? or teesha... lich ya bf?

hel! dese stuf ARE true.. i stand by ma word.. 2 certain galz only..

Zz

[Lich]

ya she is my GF.. he he he.. owa ganan ganna epa ban..

what is said was truth.. sometime Teescha also doing that...

sometimes witarai.. balamuko issarahata..

[HishamZz]

hyak hyak.. can just imagine she n her atm machine ;-) jst kiddin teesh... lmao... but id say dat ur boyfriend has sized u up already lolz... bah.. ppl learn from mistakez no? hehee..

Zz

[Lich]

u are wrong Hishaamz..

Any one do mistakes.. we have to correct them. but as u told we are learn through mistakes.. but i didnt say Teescha is wrong..

im so happy to have such Girl like her. i dont have anything to say about that. she is awsome..

but mostly what i said was girls are like that not only Teescha...

and dude.. remember one thing. i know my Tee wont use ATM Machines like this.. coz she is my Girl..

finally what i have to say is Everyone do mistakes.. Girls do it mostly...

[sandi]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! omg tht is just class!!!!:D :D :lol: :lol:

[BUA]

u are wrong Hishaamz..

Any one do mistakes.. we have to correct them. but as u told we are learn through mistakes.. but i didnt say Teescha is wrong..

im so happy to have such Girl like her. i dont have anything to say about that. she is awsome..

but mostly what i said was girls are like that not only Teescha...

and dude.. remember one thing. i know my Tee wont use ATM Machines like this.. coz she is my Girl..

finally what i have to say is Everyone do mistakes.. Girls do it mostly...


just calm down machooo, ;)

[HishamZz]

heehee.. cool it dude.. wuz nt referrin ya gal.. lmao... yup! everybody makez mistakes n ppl learn from em... experience is da best teacher nah? especially a galz experience o da ATM thingy.. hehe...

Zz

[teescha]

I just cant understand Y U guys under-estimate galzzzzzzz. cos U know without them UR life is Zilch............U wont them so badly and at the same time U want to put them down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I and most of the women who live in realistic world never do funny stuff like that...............and LICH U R wrong.........feel very sorry for ya cos U know a little about me...........Finally I dont care a shit!!! for whatever U guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzs say........cos at the bottom of my heart I know though U all insult us like this way.........U all need us & love us for a infinity!!!:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Love, Laughter & life!!!!

[nEoN_wHitE]

I just cant understand Y U guys under-estimate galzzzzzzz. cos U know without them UR life is Zilch............


ahh dream onnn... without guys u galzz r useless... ai guy kenek nathuwa thaniyama babala hadana puluwan da??:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[teescha]

Good God!! hithala thiyana dewal!!!!;)

[nEoN_wHitE]

Good God!! hithala thiyana dewal!!!!;)
hehe Just Kidding ok... ganan ganna epa.. ;):D

[Hellbuster]

Didin't mean to say this, but I think girls know nothing about technology

[deffa]

Didin't mean to say this, but I think girls know nothing about technology

ha ha sira ur correct..bt a very few gals only know:yes: :yes: :yes:

[teescha]

Didin't mean to say this, but I think girls know nothing about technology

Yes...thats is also like some knows and some doesnt knows........me of course I donno, cos I am a Marketer and was a Banker............I was not into IT.But there are women who are into these stuff...........

Damn the Technology!!! a world without women would be much like a cup of tea without sugar,milk, and tea, just empty.

Chiao GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz,
Cos Ya all need women.............................

[deffa]

a world without women would be much like a cup of tea without sugar,milk, and tea, just empty.

Cos Ya all need women.............................

wel i do not agree wit nitin else but i do agree wit this..:( :( :D :D

[teescha]

wel i do not agree wit nitin else but i do agree wit this..:( :( :D :D


Deffa..........thank U!!!:love:

[deffa]

Deffa..........thank U!!!:love:

your welcome.. there are thing that u hav 2 agree with...no all..if its true mus agree..

Truth hurts sumtimes :D :D

[azaamDAsquad]

THE WAR IS OVER !!!!
back once again to PEACE... !!!!
YHEA YHEA.....

[deffa]

ALWAYS USE THE TEN Conflict resolution COMAMDMENTS..when resolving conflict:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[Hellbuster]

Yes...thats is also like some knows and some doesnt knows........me of course I donno, cos I am a Marketer and was a Banker............I was not into IT.But there are women who are into these stuff...........

Damn the Technology!!! a world without women would be much like a cup of tea without sugar,milk, and tea, just empty.

Chiao GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz,
Cos Ya all need women.............................

Well... I'm not talkin about IT sister.... I'm talkin abt the modern technology it self. I'm no banker nor a markateer, but still I know to get basic things done at a bank and the basic concepts of marketing. Basics..... that's wat I'm talkin abt. And girls..... they don't know a thing about technology. U say world without women would be like a cup of tea without anything, right I don't disagree... But what would the world be like without any men? ;) Think about it :D

[azaamDAsquad]

yako ur starting war again...hehehehe

[asanka]

this is True.
girls are like thet
I mean tubelight

[azaamDAsquad]

this is True.
girls are like thet
I mean tubelight

not all the gurlz are tubelight machn..
but majority are!!!
but machn asanka there sum gurlz better than us also..:shocked:

[rapa]

Ammo meka diya durak

mama nisa lich, teescha tharaha unada danne neha

sorry :(

[deffa]

Ammo meka diya durak

mama nisa lich, teescha tharaha unada danne neha

sorry :(


mama hithene naha..meka mara sira ban..:lol: :lol: monowa unath attha kathawa ne:lol: :lol:

[rapa]

mama hithene naha..meka mara sira ban..:lol: :lol: monowa unath attha kathawa ne:lol: :lol:


ela ela kathawanam eththa thamai
ewunata thithaineeee;)

[Lich]

nae he .. api taraha une nae..

[nEoN_wHitE]

ehenam yalu una da??ela ne

[Lich]

ow yalu una..

ehema tamai .. tharaha wenawa yaluw wenawa.. oya samannaya dewal..

[rapa]

Ela Ela

Ow Ow nethnam kisi gathiyak naha neda?:D

[Lich]

ekane kiyanne... ekai e... Randu wenna ona ne..

[nEoN_wHitE]

yalu wela kiss ekak dune nadda??? :lol:

[deffa]

yalu wela kiss ekak dune nadda??? :lol:

menna neon ta jelous wela...jus kiddin meka vihiluwak

[azaamDAsquad]

ethakota ei teescha ELAKIRI.com daala giye ???????????????????????

[Sleeping Beauty]

ow yalu una..

ehema tamai .. tharaha wenawa yaluw wenawa.. oya samannaya dewal..

Lich is lying!!! today teescha told me that lich & tee is no more together!!!! and this guy is lying!!!!. She left the site cos Lich asked her to do so!!!! cos this site it seems to me belong to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. this is really funny........almost all the day all the guys here take "Athal" by "biting" what gals feel...whenever we post something .......some guy turns around and make fun out of gals...its not ethic....that why tee left....cos the attitute of the GUYS who Use this site is trash!!!!!!!. is this site is only meant for men???

[Lich]

Dear Sleeping beauty..

thank you for ur interest taking our personal stuff in this website. but remember one thing. this is me and Teescha's life. its not for u. so take ur A*** out from this matter.

this matter is between me and Teescha. and i dont care whether she comes or not. its up to her. and i never said that . its up to her. and

its non of ur Business.. dont u have manner to take other ppl personal life.. shit you are so bad..

[sandi]

whoa whoa ppl!:shocked: cool it!:) its just a harmless joke tht got taken the wrong way right! it wasnt meant to cause any offense im sure! :yes: so no need for everyone to get their undies in a twist lol!:lol: best thing for everyone is to kiss n make up!!! :) :) :)

[charmer]

Please dont misunderstand teecha i will tell you something if you woudnt get upset.

people say it is very rude to post in capital letters in a forum. may be they are wrong but search on google about this just to make sure

please dont get me wrong

just a friendly thought

[deffa]

ppl chil out..

nikan boruwat mee podi joke ekakata randuwenna one na ha ne babala wage


ppl jus chillout..calm dwn...

[Lich]

anith eka..

Dear Sleeping beauty.

why are u coming between me and Teescha. its non of ur business.

we had a fight and now we are OK. so please dont try to make a big issue from this matter.

so leave us alone.. and i never said Teescha that not to come to our site

[Natalie]

i think Elakiri is for everyone.

[rapa]

Ane buduhamuduruwane ai mama me redda demme.....
jock unth minissunwa thraha wenawaneee
aparade meka mata noda inne thibune

ALL PPL ARE SHOULD BECAME COOLDOWN BECAUSE WE ARE ELAKIRI FRIENDS NEE

[deffa]

yep ppl there is no poin in fighting over a joke..its jus a joke..

[nEoN_wHitE]

now look sandi also can understand,.. she is also a girl ne.. but you sleeping beauti, only ppl like u can't understand these...... go and fly a kite men....

[rapa]

now look sandi also can understand,.. she is also a girl ne.. but you sleeping beauti, only ppl like u can't understand these...... go and fly a kite men....

ekaneeee oya inne niyama kello:yes:
ammeeee langa hitiyanam denawa kiss ekak:D :love:
wen mokatawath nemai jock eka therunata

[nEoN_wHitE]

ammo maam baya una mu kiss dena yane mokatada kiyala.. baya hithene nadda anae oya kiyana katha walata hehehe:lol:

[deffa]

ammo maam baya una mu kiss dena yane mokatada kiyala.. baya hithene nadda anae oya kiyana katha walata hehehe:lol:

ah neon got a secret admirer..lolz..jus kiddin

[nEoN_wHitE]

ah neon got a secret admirer..lolz..jus kiddin
eka ne me mata thiyana baya... :lol:

[deffa]

eka ne me mata thiyana baya... :lol:

danui mata therenu ne me eklkiri ekat gals enenathe ai kiyala...lolz jus kiddin man

[charmer]

Major celebrations after SB Left haaa :D

[deffa]

Major celebrations after SB Left haaa :D

machan SB umbata gahanna pollak aragena ei..pravasamen...lolz

[Novindu]

ok as i feel ive miss a lot here.....

[deffa]

ok as i feel ive miss a lot here.....

read the thread f4m da beginig u l understbd wat happnd

[rapa]

ammo maam baya una mu kiss dena yane mokatada kiyala.. baya hithene nadda anae oya kiyana katha walata hehehe:lol:


aaa uba baya unada adooo:angry:

hora pusa hitapank mama kiyanna:lol:

[Novindu]

ya dude i read it all ... quit interestin talk out dere!!
but its bad if sme 1 got hurt with dis isnt it ppl?
so u ppl btr do is just make it correct*

[azaamDAsquad]

machn mey scene eka nisaaa samaharra kattiya misunderstand karaaaa...
aiyoo joke ekak wath dannae da ahhh????
dont conflict with conflict until conflict conflict's u !!!

:)

plz try to collaborate ..aite

PEACE
cheerzzzz

[Novindu]

ok wht eva....... collaborate? ya sure with what?
c'mon ppl its just 1 single girl whom u were fightin with aint it?
ive no comments but machan joke with a person who knows about jokes dats my idea..........

[azaamDAsquad]

ok wht eva....... collaborate? ya sure with what?
c'mon ppl its just 1 single girl whom u were fightin with aint it?
ive no comments but machan joke with a person who knows about jokes dats my idea..........

thatz rite machn
ur are 100% rite cuz i hav had enuf of this shit @ skool..
nikung scene yanawaa bung:yes: :yes:

[deffa]

machn mey scene eka nisaaa samaharra kattiya misunderstand karaaaa...
aiyoo joke ekak wath dannae da ahhh????
dont conflict with conflict until conflict conflict's u !!!


ado dont steel my quotes
that is copyright material harida hora.:angry: :angry:

lolz:lol: :lol:
yep fighting over a joke is lame....its just a joke..
theis conflict occured die to basic mistndrstanding
we shud react in a assertive way

means we mus create a win-win situation

(PHD Conflict resolution) deFFA :D :D

[Novindu]

ado dont steel my quotes
that is copyright material harida hora.:angry: :angry:

lolz:lol: :lol:
yep fighting over a joke is lame....its just a joke..
theis conflict occured die to basic mistndrstanding
we shud react in a assertive way

means we mus create a win-win situation

(PHD Conflict resolution) deFFA :D :D
whoahhh luk whos talin... maaan dere a too many educated ppl out here n im worried what will happen nxt......!

[deffa]

whoahhh luk whos talin... maaan dere a too many educated ppl out here n im worried what will happen nxt......!


machan u dnt wrry ntin is goin 2 hapn 2 u..lolz.. me n azaam Stdy @ ACBT 2 gethr...lolz

[nEoN_wHitE]

machan u dnt wrry ntin is goin 2 hapn 2 u..lolz.. me n azaam Stdy @ ACBT 2 gethr...lolz
together nedaa... ammooo don't know whats happenin between u 2...:lol:

[Novindu]

together nedaa... ammooo don't know whats happenin between u 2...:lol:
oah ACBT!!! ya ya who knos what will happen?

[deffa]

together nedaa... ammooo don't know whats happenin between u 2...:lol:

aiyo machan umba karapuwa api karanne naha....lolz

[Novindu]

aiyo machan umba karapuwa api karanne naha....lolz
monada bun uh karapuwa?

[nEoN_wHitE]

aiyo machan umba karapuwa api karanne naha....lolz
ai mokada eka paratama azzam ekka ekata nida gatha ekaka wath mathak una da??? hehehe:lol:

[Novindu]

ai mokada eka paratama azzam ekka ekata nida gatha ekaka wath mathak una da??? hehehe:lol:
maruu!!! ehew ekada kolu K*** katha kiyanne?

[azaamDAsquad]

oi P@k0 patcha gothanna epa oi !! :D
neon white's THE STORY TELLER from aussie .. hey u lyk the @^$$%
hahahaa :D

[Novindu]

oi P@k0 patcha gothanna epa oi !! :D
neon white's THE STORY TELLER from aussie .. hey u lyk the @^$$%
hahahaa :D
ok now what does dat means ha?

[nEoN_wHitE]

ekai me azzam miniha ganamai me kiyane.. he is a ass lu.... :lol:

me azzam u also planing to cum here neda?? ok ok avila kapan katta... kelinma oyage aga hada gana puluwan.. i lot 10kgs after cumign here.. heheh
com and join da club k..:lol:

[Novindu]

machan uba koheda inne aussie wala?

[nEoN_wHitE]

melbourne macho

[Novindu]

most f ma frienda a dere.....nipun isuru dasin pumi...... do u kno dem by any chance?

[nEoN_wHitE]

from wich skool r dey from???? i know a guy call nipun.. but dere r loads of nipuns ne... which skool is he from???

[azaamDAsquad]

ekai me azzam miniha ganamai me kiyane.. he is a ass lu.... :lol:

me azzam u also planing to cum here neda?? ok ok avila kapan katta... kelinma oyage aga hada gana puluwan.. i lot 10kgs after cumign here.. heheh
com and join da club k..:lol:

aw fa sure !!!
neon_white fer da SUPPORT ;)

btw MESS WIT D BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST :cool:

[azaamDAsquad]

most f ma frienda a dere.....nipun isuru dasin pumi...... do u kno dem by any chance?

wtf dey doin in aussie ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Novindu]

from wich skool r dey from???? i know a guy call nipun.. but dere r loads of nipuns ne... which skool is he from???
from ananda machan 2003 a/l!

[Novindu]

wtf dey doin in aussie ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
stdyn machan ..... don kno what subjects but studyin......

[nEoN_wHitE]

me oya kiyane ananda eke nipun da??? that kettu guy.... dilruwan's frined??? and hrshana's friend as well... eyada pora???

[Novindu]

me oya kiyane ananda eke nipun da??? that kettu guy.... dilruwan's frined??? and hrshana's friend as well... eyada pora???
yup dat guy.................... i kno all f dem..... dilruwan wa nang echcharama danne na nippage katu kala thama aduragaththe.... pissu harshanayawanang hodata dannawa....

[priyanka_hdp]

ela

[♥-Aurora-♥]

This may be your GF's way, not the others'. :no:

[chint]

true:D

[Thilinacba]

mage ammo kawda me 2006 wala thread ekak bump karala tiyenne :P
btw 1st pages tika nam epic :P :lol:

[ruzpienut]

Hik Hik Hik :D

[raichu]

OMG hahahaha epic this was back when pradeep and arosha was together :O :O Looooool Epic Epic :D

Ahh the good old days :(

[nuwa88]

:lol:

[smsanjaya]

Sirama Sira
"20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code"
Mekanam mama ona tharan dekala thiyanava. Jivitheta ATM pi code eka mathaka ne

[king_pandukabaya]

:lol:

[Deadman_Rox]

ඒක සැබැයි සැබැයි!! :P