neroshan
11-16-2006, 09:37 PM
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on
her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in
BED."
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to
a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to
railway station to return
to her husband. At the reservation counter,
while her turn came, it was
the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old
lady next to her in the
queue,she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the
train, gave birth to an
old lady."
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday
by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants
to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are
getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put
it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting
older", at the top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was
opened the entire party
watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you
are getting better at the
bottom".
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on
her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in
BED."
************************************************** *******************
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to
a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."
************************************************** *******************
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to
railway station to return
to her husband. At the reservation counter,
while her turn came, it was
the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old
lady next to her in the
queue,she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the
train, gave birth to an
old lady."
************************************************** ******************
TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday
by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants
to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are
getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put
it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting
older", at the top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was
opened the entire party
watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you
are getting better at the
bottom".