Going To Jesus

[Novindu]

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today."

"What?" his father replied.

"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"

[azaamDAsquad]

hahaahhhaaaa!!! uncle terry nearly enjyeD...hehe

[nEoN_wHitE]

Uncle Terry ta anith dawase baduma wenna athi:lol:

[Novindu]

Uncle Terry ta anith dawase baduma wenna athi:lol:
hahahaaa.... unta ganak nane:lol:

[nEoN_wHitE]

hahahaaa.... unta ganak nane:lol:
heheheh me miniha anith dawase Uncle Terry ge gedara yai da dane na eyage wife wa balanna kiyala:lol:

[Novindu]

owow ewwa kiyanna ba...miniha terry ge wife wa bera ganida danne na:lol::lol::lol:

[nEoN_wHitE]

owow ewwa kiyanna ba...miniha terry ge wife wa bera ganida danne na:lol::lol::lol:
heheheh eka ne,... danawada mehe nam thiyanwa oya wage tv progs hitan.. wife la swap karan 2weeks wage jiwath wenawa.. pissu oi kiyala vadka na:lol:

[Novindu]

heheheh eka ne,... danawada mehe nam thiyanwa oya wage tv progs hitan.. wife la swap karan 2weeks wage jiwath wenawa.. pissu oi kiyala vadka na:lol:
sirane bun.....lolzzzzzzz me hitapan math enawa:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[nEoN_wHitE]

sirane bun.....lolzzzzzzz me hitapan math enawa:lol::lol::lol::lol:
hehehehehe ya ya yaaaa sapa kane ithin etah kota nammm:D:D

[DJAT]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Novindu]

hehehehehe ya ya yaaaa sapa kane ithin etah kota nammm:D:D
berei da danna ne???:lol::lol::lol:

[Kasun Madushanka]

rockzz.....eeee macha.......coolll...:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[amilajohn]

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Novindu]

thx guys..;););)

[chathu_]

elama kiri:D :D :D

[prasadana2]

ha ha ela ela

[Mr.DON]

Novi Hoyaganna Ewa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: