neroshan
11-17-2006, 01:00 AM
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to
how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining
position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of
it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is
the minute they find someone else.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to
leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
because it'll never be quite the same again.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to
how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining
position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of
it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is
the minute they find someone else.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to
leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
because it'll never be quite the same again.