neroshan
11-17-2006, 08:59 AM
Cynical Quotes
>I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're
>dead.
> - Samuel Goldwyn
>
>If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
> - Dick Cavett
>
>Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever
>regret.
> - Laurence J. Peter
>
>Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
> - Charlie McCarthy (1903 - 1978), (Edgar Bergen)
>
>I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't
>mine.
> - Rita Rudner
>
>Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
> - Andy Gibb
>
>The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
>the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
> - Robert Frost
>
>There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and
>posthumously.
> - Thomas Sowell
>
>The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
> - Herb Caen
>
>Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't
>talk for people who can't read.
> - Frank Zappa
>
>I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
> - Douglas Adams
>
>Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate
>the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
> - Elbert Hubbard
>
>Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who
>doesn't grow up can be vice president.
> - Johnny Carson
>
>Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
> - H. L. Mencken
>
>My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm
>happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
> - Charles M. Schulz
>
>It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put
>out on the troubled sea of thought.
>I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're
>dead.
> - Samuel Goldwyn
>
>If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
> - Dick Cavett
>
>Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever
>regret.
> - Laurence J. Peter
>
>Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
> - Charlie McCarthy (1903 - 1978), (Edgar Bergen)
>
>I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't
>mine.
> - Rita Rudner
>
>Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
> - Andy Gibb
>
>The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
>the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
> - Robert Frost
>
>There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and
>posthumously.
> - Thomas Sowell
>
>The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
> - Herb Caen
>
>Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't
>talk for people who can't read.
> - Frank Zappa
>
>I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
> - Douglas Adams
>
>Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate
>the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
> - Elbert Hubbard
>
>Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who
>doesn't grow up can be vice president.
> - Johnny Carson
>
>Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
> - H. L. Mencken
>
>My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm
>happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
> - Charles M. Schulz
>
>It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put
>out on the troubled sea of thought.