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neroshan
11-17-2006, 09:03 AM
What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...”
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback

sld
11-17-2006, 09:16 AM
Old one but nice to see it again.... :lol:

Novindu
11-17-2006, 09:20 AM
heheee... hmmm ya nice 1 but dude y u put all in other section????

neroshan
08-01-2008, 07:57 PM
heheee... hmmm ya nice 1 but dude y u put all in other section????
thanks