neroshan
11-21-2006, 09:58 PM
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin they just cant face each other, but still they
stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy.
If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henry Youngman
I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-Sam Kinison
Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.
-James Holt McGavran
Ive had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt.
-Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever youre right, shut up.
-Nash
The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong.
-Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Anonymous
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel!
Second Guy Youre lucky, mines still alive .
-Anonymous
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin they just cant face each other, but still they
stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy.
If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henry Youngman
I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-Sam Kinison
Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.
-James Holt McGavran
Ive had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt.
-Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever youre right, shut up.
-Nash
The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong.
-Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Anonymous
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel!
Second Guy Youre lucky, mines still alive .
-Anonymous