Why Beer is Better than Women

[deffa]

* You can enjoy a beer all month long.

* Beer stains wash out.

* You don't have to wine and dine beer.

* Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby.

* When your beer goes flat, you toss it.

* Beer is never late.

* Hangovers go away.

* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

* Beer labels come off without a fight.

* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

* Beer never has a headache.

* After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.

* A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.

* If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

* You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

* A beer always goes down easy.

* You can share a beer with your friends.

* You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

* A beer is always wet.

* Beer doesn't demand equality.

* You can have a beer in public.

* A beer doesn't care when you come.

* A frigid beer is a good beer.

* You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.


I know ladies thruth hurts ...:lol: :lol: :lol:

[azaamDAsquad]

ur true machn..
but i dont drink neyyyy

[deffa]

ur true machn..
but i dont drink neyyyy

ane palayan ban yanna.. umbahonda beba do:lol: :lol:

[azaamDAsquad]

kowda dane nae,... yako mama bonne nae machn.. umbata pissuda...
hehe

[deffa]

kowda dane nae,... yako mama bonne nae machn.. umbata pissuda...
hehe

kawuda danne naha welfare eke bata gagaha...bothele kate gahagen inne:lol: :lol: :lol:

[kasunsankalpana]

Ane apinam al wathurath niwalai bonne

[blackroses]

jst addin sumthn

y ur hand z better dan ur GF / Wife?

cz ur hand dont say "ada baa........... , "pissuda oyata" , "lamai aharila" , "rasne dawasewath inna barida oheta"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and dis z very rude.............

sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Halloween]

sahenna bonna ona prashnayak..lolz

[aruna47]

THAT'S TRUE

[Twincal]

do not drink too much. drink socially.

[Dangreen]

what's the difference between drinking too much and drinking socially?

I say that's a lame comment

[dtddissa]

* You can enjoy a beer all month long.

* Beer stains wash out.

* You don't have to wine and dine beer.

* Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby.

* When your beer goes flat, you toss it.

* Beer is never late.

* Hangovers go away.

* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

* Beer labels come off without a fight.

* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

* Beer never has a headache.

* After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.

* A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.

* If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

* You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

* A beer always goes down easy.

* You can share a beer with your friends.

* You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

* A beer is always wet.

* Beer doesn't demand equality.

* You can have a beer in public.

* A beer doesn't care when you come.

* A frigid beer is a good beer.

* You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.


I know ladies thruth hurts ...:lol: :lol: :lol:
ELA Ela . niyamai.

[dtddissa]

maarai aaa.

[sindukade1]

Quick Reply

[Twincal]

We have to drink at some occations. otherwise we can keep in touch with people.

what's the difference between drinking too much and drinking socially?

I say that's a lame comment

[Dangreen]

OF course!!

Is that something you really have to RUB IN !

there's a fine line between being a dipsomaniac and a alcoholic !

though the choice of words sounds more like a Oxymoron :)

But the most important part here is that YOU DRINK !

great ! now how about if I invite you to a "Occasion" where I can buy you "Brain Damage" ?

:) :)

[anurudda]

do not drink too much. drink socially.

Maarai aaa advice ekanam.... :P socially too much biwwahama awulak nadda ethakota? :P

[anurudda]

We have to drink at some occations. otherwise we can keep in touch with people.

Im guessing ure try'n to say "we Cant";
btw There's no need drink to KIT with ppl and frds; as long as ure cool and funny and knw how to N-joy; there's no need to drink;

it's a shame ppl hv frds who are KIT only if u occasionally drinks... thank god my ppl and frds are better than that....:cool:

[geethq]

ane palayan ban yanna.. umbahonda beba do:lol: :lol:
:P:P uba biwwata anith ewn bonawa kiyala kiyanne kohomada?:rofl:

[anurudda]

and talking abt this TOPIC.... anything better than these women; LOL... wathura weeduruwath hodai gaanunta wada

[geethq]

deffa ge parana thread ada udata enne ayy??