Novindu
06-18-2006, 07:39 PM
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on
eart, but then I thought..........
SUICIDE is a CRIME....
true friend is a friend who see the first tear, Catch the second and
stops the third....
One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."
A friend is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in trouble,
u can cry on when u r in pain &; embraca when u r happpy.
So remember when u need a friend BUY A PILLOW.
One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play
CHESS..
He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!!
we like each other because
u think I m Nice
I htink u r nice
u think I m cool
I think u r cool
U think I m sweet
I think u r sweet
U think I m Smart
I think u r RIGHT.
God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE.
He said its impossible, please ask 4 something else,
I asked him 2 make U intelligent, He said Wait,
Let me try 'world peace'
Life without U is impossible.
U R in my breath, in my blood.
I can not stay 4 a second without U.
If U R not there, i m dead....
Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!!
There r 3 chambers in my HEART.
1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD.
oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like
u r in my heartbeats
Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont,
but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4
lifetime.
There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging
u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz
Life gives an answer in 3 ways...
It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want.
It says NO... and gives something better.
It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time!
Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh??
Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one
remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO!
Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing
all your dreams away.
While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the
feats
You can accomplish are many.
On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way.
I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!
I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b
askd.
May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO..
TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE?
Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Again..
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on
eart, but then I thought..........
SUICIDE is a CRIME....
true friend is a friend who see the first tear, Catch the second and
stops the third....
One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."
A friend is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in trouble,
u can cry on when u r in pain &; embraca when u r happpy.
So remember when u need a friend BUY A PILLOW.
One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play
CHESS..
He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!!
we like each other because
u think I m Nice
I htink u r nice
u think I m cool
I think u r cool
U think I m sweet
I think u r sweet
U think I m Smart
I think u r RIGHT.
God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE.
He said its impossible, please ask 4 something else,
I asked him 2 make U intelligent, He said Wait,
Let me try 'world peace'
Life without U is impossible.
U R in my breath, in my blood.
I can not stay 4 a second without U.
If U R not there, i m dead....
Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!!
There r 3 chambers in my HEART.
1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD.
oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like
u r in my heartbeats
Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont,
but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4
lifetime.
There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging
u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz
Life gives an answer in 3 ways...
It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want.
It says NO... and gives something better.
It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time!
Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh??
Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one
remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO!
Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing
all your dreams away.
While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the
feats
You can accomplish are many.
On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way.
I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!
I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b
askd.
May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO..
TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE?
Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Again..