Simple Arithmatics

[pasanlaksiri]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

[dpg]

Nice... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[nEoN_wHitE]

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

ohhh yaaa:lol:

[azaamDAsquad]

kohenda manda meywa :)

[chip]

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

dat means ppl b'cum dumb after marriage:shocked:
(doont assume other instances:lol:)

[dpg]

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

dat means ppl b'cum dumb after marriage:shocked:
(doont assume other instances:lol:)

lets hope not! :lol: :lol:

[themera]

hehe nice 1 man

[Kasun Madushanka]

nice...ee brozzzz:yes: :yes: :yes: