12-12-2006, 08:22 PM
A man, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a terrible ship-wreck, and
they find themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there
awhile, they get into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to
watch the sun go down.
One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the
breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance! Well, that pig
started looking better and better and pretty soon the guy rolled toward
the pig and put his arm around it. The dog was not very happy with this
and growled fiercely at the guy, until he removed his arm from the pig.
They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in a pretty bad way
when they rescued her and they slowly nursed her back to good health. When
she was well enough they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening, red sky, beautiful cirrus clouds, warm
gentle breeze, the four of them lying there, perfect for romance.
The guy started getting those ideas again so he leaned over toward the
girl and asked,
"Um...would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"