of all the threads in Elakiri, I enjoy this few posts the most.
This is absolutely fucking GOLD !
I mean.. thanks mates.. I haven't laughed so loud and hard for a long time !
This is just cobbles mate. ! get a Mortine insecticide and fucking kill em all... then if you still feel bad, give an alms giving or something
or.. the next best option of NOT killing them is for you to leave the house

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