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01-13-2018, 08:42 PM

i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns
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01-13-2018, 08:43 PM

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Wish that weapon beam could do that...
Wish it could mutilate humans too.
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01-13-2018, 08:44 PM

I found out there are no hamsters in Xhamster. Just Mice and Beavers. Yes I watch porn
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01-13-2018, 08:44 PM

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i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns
you just made that up didn't you ?
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01-13-2018, 08:49 PM

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i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns
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01-13-2018, 08:52 PM

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i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns
dont lie on public forums...

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01-13-2018, 08:53 PM

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i was once driving down a remote road and saw an Alien crawling along the road side. Stopped the car and got down and HE telepathically told me that some asshole just left him for dead and stole all his weapons.

And he gave me a Green ring before he just died and turned into ash... OH !.. yeah.. before he died, he told me that to get the real fire power out of those weapons, one need to wear the ring and have a 2x2 metal pole wrapped in barbwire stuck up their ass.

Give me a call if you need the ring... i have no use for Guns
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01-13-2018, 08:58 PM

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you just made that up didn't you ?
HOW DARE YOU !...

heres the ring on my wife's finger

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01-13-2018, 08:59 PM

I had sex with emma watson...
Infact she lost her virginity from me...
she wanted me to keep this as a secret...
im posting this cuz i know that no one gonna believe me....there would be no affect on her fame..
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01-13-2018, 09:03 PM

ela ela nash node...
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