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Do you know,
why women behave like too mature
and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month).
Because at the same time her body have 2 brains,
one of the child and other her own..
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Friends you Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1
yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day??
If she accept its your luck,
otherwise just tell April Foooool
Law of exams
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me
Newton's Romantic Laws-Universal Law
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
only it can transfer from,
one girl friend to an another girl friend,
with some lose of money.
Newton's Romantic Laws-First Law
A boy in a love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her
And
A girl in a love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the girl)
comes in to play and
break the legs of the boy.
Newton's Romantic Laws-Second Law
The rate of change of intensity
of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional
to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is
same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Newton's Romantic Laws-Third Law
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal & opposite,
to the force applied by girl while slap
The best reply,
when a girl asks you
not to look at her…
“If you aren’t looking at me,
how do you know I’m looking at you?”
Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents?
Father: Their Dads.
Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone??
Father: (Happily) Graham Bell..
Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??
3 stupid stages of life :
Teenage: hav time & energy but no money
working age: hav money & energy but no time
oldage: hav time n money but no energy!
A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her.
Girl:Why have you come to sit near me?
Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges.
(Hearing this, the girl slaps him)
Boy: Why did you slap me?
Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.
Teacher: What shape is the earth?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
A kid was beaten up by his mom
dad came and asked
what happen son?
kid said:
“I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”
A kid on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said:
“Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
“Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! ”
John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
“John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ”
The mother wrote back the next day :
” If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father!”
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
Boys have good IMAGINATION
ADD REPS & COMMENTS
Do you know,
why women behave like too mature
and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month).
Because at the same time her body have 2 brains,
one of the child and other her own..
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Friends you Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1
yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day??
If she accept its your luck,
otherwise just tell April Foooool
Law of exams
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me
Newton's Romantic Laws-Universal Law
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
only it can transfer from,
one girl friend to an another girl friend,
with some lose of money.
Newton's Romantic Laws-First Law
A boy in a love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her
And
A girl in a love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the girl)
comes in to play and
break the legs of the boy.
Newton's Romantic Laws-Second Law
The rate of change of intensity
of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional
to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is
same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Newton's Romantic Laws-Third Law
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal & opposite,
to the force applied by girl while slap
The best reply,
when a girl asks you
not to look at her…
“If you aren’t looking at me,
how do you know I’m looking at you?”
Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents?
Father: Their Dads.
Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone??
Father: (Happily) Graham Bell..
Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??
3 stupid stages of life :
Teenage: hav time & energy but no money
working age: hav money & energy but no time
oldage: hav time n money but no energy!
A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her.
Girl:Why have you come to sit near me?
Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges.
(Hearing this, the girl slaps him)
Boy: Why did you slap me?
Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.
Teacher: What shape is the earth?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?
Student: Square ones.
Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth?
Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
A kid was beaten up by his mom
dad came and asked
what happen son?
kid said:
“I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”
A kid on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said:
“Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
“Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! ”
John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
“John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ”
The mother wrote back the next day :
” If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father!”
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
Boys have good IMAGINATION
ADD REPS & COMMENTS
