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Newly Discovered chemical element on earth

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wm
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
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07-06-2006, 01:23 PM

HA HA HA HA Ela ela.........real good definition...
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Apo crazy_M ochara kenthi ganna epa ikmanata nakiwei

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Apo crazy_M ochara kenthi ganna epa ikmanata nakiwei

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Nehe kenthi gatha nemei ogolo ithin ape weradimane kiyane ogolo hari hondaine neda?
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Nehe kenthi gatha nemei ogolo ithin ape weradimane kiyane ogolo hari hondaine neda?
Anna oya waradda gaththa thena api koheda kiyala thiyenna
Api harima hoda bopalawage aya kiyala
Ehema kohe wath kiyala nee ne
Apeth godak weradi theyenawa eth oyagolange thamai godak wadi LOLz
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machan, lets do an experiment for callculate da Latent heat of this element.
first lez start with the elements in elakiri..

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1). Crazy M
2). sweet shimali
3).Alisha

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machan, lets do an experiment for callculate da Latent heat of this element.
first lez start with the elements in elakiri..

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1). Crazy M
2). sweet shimali
3).Alisha
Yep Angel too
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Yep Angel too
den what?
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den what?

first put dose samples in to seperate test tubes in same quantity and same concentration. and start to warm up those sample with same tempreture.

assumption- None of them are Vishakians
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