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White Bitch - 12-07-2008, 03:46 PM

A Sinhala man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Sinhala man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Sinhala Man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"listen Bitch....when I was born, I was Sinhala!"
"When I grew up, I was Sinhala "
"When I'm sick, I'm Sinhala "
"When I go in the sun, I’m Sinhala"
"When I'm cold, I'm Sinhala "
"When I die, I'll be Sinhala
But you BITCH...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

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12-07-2008, 03:50 PM

hah ha. that's cool.. but you have to take care of the last sentence.. Now try to Edit it.
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12-07-2008, 03:52 PM



hey bro plz edit the last sentence.
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12-07-2008, 03:53 PM

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hah ha. that's cool.. but you have to take care of the last sentence.. Now try to Edit it.
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12-07-2008, 08:52 PM

niyamai machan, onna niyama sinhalakama saha sri lankakikayo,
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12-07-2008, 08:54 PM

fattaa!!!
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12-08-2008, 10:48 AM

lol....
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12-08-2008, 11:09 AM

Hoda wade a suddata!!!
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