White Bitch

digitaldjs · 03:59 PM

A Sinhala man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Sinhala man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Sinhala Man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"listen Bitch....when I was born, I was Sinhala!"
"When I grew up, I was Sinhala "
"When I'm sick, I'm Sinhala "
"When I go in the sun, I’m Sinhala"
"When I'm cold, I'm Sinhala "
"When I die, I'll be Sinhala
But you BITCH...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"