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laugh 6 YEAR OLD WISDOM, Joke - 04-26-2007, 12:50 PM

6 YEAR OLD WISDOM, Joke


One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy .

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
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04-26-2007, 01:29 PM

hehe..wonder wt hpnd 2 dat lil girl aftr she said dat....
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04-27-2007, 09:50 PM

hehehe aiyoooo maara girl kenek thama
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04-27-2007, 09:53 PM

OHHH , TEACHER BITE NE
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04-28-2007, 12:39 AM

patta nangek
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04-28-2007, 12:49 AM

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04-28-2007, 12:54 AM

woow what a smart girl!!
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04-30-2007, 02:38 PM

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04-30-2007, 02:42 PM

Maru kella!!
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