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04-26-2007, 12:50 PM
6 YEAR OLD WISDOM, Joke
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy .
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
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04-26-2007, 01:29 PM
hehe..wonder wt hpnd 2 dat lil girl aftr she said dat....
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04-27-2007, 09:50 PM
hehehe aiyoooo maara girl kenek thama
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04-27-2007, 09:53 PM
OHHH , TEACHER BITE NE
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04-28-2007, 12:39 AM
patta nangek
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04-28-2007, 12:49 AM
pissu handena job ekakne teaching kiyanne
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04-28-2007, 12:54 AM
woow what a smart girl!!
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04-30-2007, 02:38 PM
paw teacher
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04-30-2007, 02:42 PM
Maru kella!!
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shit mata skul yana daws wala oya wage kathawak oluwata awe nehe nee
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