Mr. Perera went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
Mr. Perera : Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Mr. Perera : Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Mr. Perera : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Mr. Perera: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Mr. Perera : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Mr. Perera : What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Mr. Perera : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!! !!
Mr. Perera : Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Mr. Perera : Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Mr. Perera : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Mr. Perera: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Mr. Perera : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Mr. Perera : What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Mr. Perera : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!! !!
