1st Scene ....
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in
front of their little son. Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! Mommy : What?? You
Bastard! Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? At this moment,
Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. Daddy : It means Ladies
and Gentlemen son. Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene..
Little Son was
watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words
'breasts' and 'penises' .. Mommy was reading the papers. Son : Mommy,
what's breasts and penises? At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly
thought of something to say. Mom: It means coats and hats, son. Son : Oh I
see!
3rd Scene..
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the
toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream... Daddy : Oh SHIT!! Son :
Daddy, what's shit? At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought
of something to say.. Daddy : It means shaving cream, son . Son : Oh I
see!!
4th Scene
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the
turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she
said... Mommy : Oh! F*ck! Son : Mommy, what's f*ck ? At this moment, Mommy
froze. She quickly thought of something to say. Mommy : It means stuffing,
son Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly
opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends
come into the house. Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches!
Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My
parents are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face
upstairs and mummy is f*cking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they
will come out in a minute!! Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!!
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in
front of their little son. Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! Mommy : What?? You
Bastard! Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? At this moment,
Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. Daddy : It means Ladies
and Gentlemen son. Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene..
Little Son was
watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words
'breasts' and 'penises' .. Mommy was reading the papers. Son : Mommy,
what's breasts and penises? At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly
thought of something to say. Mom: It means coats and hats, son. Son : Oh I
see!
3rd Scene..
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the
toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream... Daddy : Oh SHIT!! Son :
Daddy, what's shit? At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought
of something to say.. Daddy : It means shaving cream, son . Son : Oh I
see!!
4th Scene
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the
turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she
said... Mommy : Oh! F*ck! Son : Mommy, what's f*ck ? At this moment, Mommy
froze. She quickly thought of something to say. Mommy : It means stuffing,
son Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly
opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends
come into the house. Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches!
Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My
parents are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face
upstairs and mummy is f*cking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they
will come out in a minute!! Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!!
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