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! Daughter's problem - 08-27-2007, 07:22 PM

Daughter comes to her mother in tears and says:

- since i got married to vasya, he’s never had me…
- oh, no problem. tell him to come to me.

he comes, and the girl’s mother says:

- when you go to bed with my daughter, you know, you have a knob and she has a
hole, just stick it in and the mother nature will help you.

next day the daughter comes back crying:

- what did you tell him, mom? he plugged his nose into my a****** and shouted:
‘mother nature, help me! i’m suffocating!’

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laugh ay - 08-27-2007, 07:25 PM

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mokada haffo kiyanne??????

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