A Clever Dog . . .

kasunsankalpana

Well-known member
  • Apr 25, 2007
    10,044
    92
    48
    A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog
    coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.

    So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes
    the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The
    dog has money in his mouth, as well."

    The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar Note
    there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag,
    placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's
    about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog.

    So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes To a level
    crossing.

    The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits
    patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks
    across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

    The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.

    The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then
    sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around
    to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat.

    Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's
    the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him
    onto the bus.

    The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog Looking
    at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He
    stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets
    off, his groceries still in his mouth.

    Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns
    into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step.

    Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
    against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again,
    it throws himself against it. There's no answer at the house, so the dog
    goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the
    perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against
    it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

    The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog,
    kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

    The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are You
    doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which
    the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week
    that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

    Reflection:
    Looks like some, people will never be satisfied with what they've got.

    When it comes to the work place, Employers do not know how to appreciate
    their people who have served them loyally through the years. I've seen
    companies lose good people for the simple fact their leaders failed to show
    appreciation. Employers with big egos enjoy the fact that they have more
    power and authority than others. They show, in the way they give orders and
    directions, that they think they are superior. They get a kick out of
    displaying this superiority. People who do this are fools, and everyone but
    them knows it. They are never satisfied because they could not be satisfied
    even if their people perform well.

    They don't listen to the opinion and ideas of their subordinates.

    Why? Because of their stupid pride and insecurity . . .