Don't say this in front of ur kids.. lol (not for undr 18)
> 1st Scene ....
> Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
> little son.a
> Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
> Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
> Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ??
> At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
> Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
> Son : Oh I see!
>
> 2nd Scene...
> Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
> mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises' ..
> Mommy was reading the papers.
> Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
> At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to
> say.
>
> Mom: It means coats and hats , son.
> Son : Oh I see!
>
> 3rd Scene...
> Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
> cut himself and scream...
> Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
> Son : Daddy, what's shit ?
> At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
> say..
> Daddy : It means shaving cream, son .
> Son : Oh I see!!
>
> 4th Scene..
> Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the
> stove.
>
> The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
> Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
> Son : Mommy, what's fuck ?
> At this moment, Mommy froze.
> She quickly thought of something to say.
> Mommy : It means stuffing, son
> Son : Oh I see!!
>
> 5th Scene...
> It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
> is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
> Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
> breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parents are busy at
> the
> moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
> and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
> out in a minute!!
> Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!!
